Marry Me (Part 3)

I'm still after a permanent stay in the USA

My family in Texas have invited me other there but I can't live with them. Their religious and attend church So yeah... I want a 'shot gun' wedding in Las Vegas. So how much cash is this going to cost me ladies? I want terms and conditions too...

 

its post 911..

its not near as cheap as ya think..

chinese are throwin out better than 20 grand plus court costs nowadays,, an still waitin 3 years..

back of the line bitch.

 

Do you mean the Chinese pay Westerners 20 grand to marry them?

 

sorry it's against my religion or something

can my kids still call you daddy?

 

Sure

Do you take PayPal?

 

How come you wanna live in the states so bad?

 

um yes,, an then it still aint easy.. got a situation six miles from here that been goin on fer like 2 years now..

shes now pregnant by the american husband,, because its been 2 trips to china an a payment err two fer the resturauant owners an they still aint got there neice here yet..

 

SCORE!!

yes i do daddy.. (can i call you daddy too?)

 

I like big houses KC, UK homes are way too small IMO. You get more bang for you buck over there. I want to start new, it'll be fun

 

What about all the mail order brides? I thought it was mostly the Westerners that pay for these marriages?

 

Fair enough

When you have a big house and a nice pool in the states, will you invite me over to a pool party?

 

Ohhh kinky. I'm liking this package deal

 

Of course!

I can't wait to buy a house other there. I'm going to be naughty

 

Aren't you always naughty?

 

Yeah but I want to be extra naughty... I just want to have fun right now!

 

canadian mail order bride?

 

all i know as fact is what i see..

 

So where in TX is this family you speak of?

 

i got 3 dollars and 74 cents and some pocket lint

 

I'm not sure m8, I've never been to the States before... is Texas like that movie City Slickers?