Marry Me (Thread 4)

Ok, I need a permanent stay in the US for business reasons. I want to stay as long as I like and fly back to the UK whenever it grabs me

I think I need to marry an American girl for this purpose. How much do you charge?

 

$10k minimum, from what I've seen.

 

I'm not paying $10K

Do you have vagina?

 

awww here I thought you were proposing to me in this thread....I'm just going to piss in the corner here and be on my way......


have a good one

 

I'm not American.. But good luck!

 

How much you willing to give? and for how long?
Would that give me dual citizenship to the Uk?


too bad i am already married lol

 

No, I don't have a vagina. Secondly, I'm not marrying anyone for money.

Thirdly, don't expect sex to be part of the deal. You would be paying for citizenship.
And like I said expect to pay at least $10k, or no U.S. for you..

Actually, I'm sure it would cost a lot more, since I've only seen female foreign nationals marrying male U.S. citizens. I think it would take a lot more convincing to find a woman willing to do that.
One that has all her teeth and weighs under 300 lbs, that is

 

I would marry you if I wasn't already getting married!

I wouldn't charge you or anything. I just expect to have the same lifestyle that has been accommodated to me from my fiance... housing, sex, no job...

I love my man to much to leave him or even dream of leaving him. He is a real catch.

 

You know I only have eyes for you pumpkin. I thought we discussed this over the phone last night?

I'm only marrying another chick to get the stay. It'll be a shotgun wedding in Las Vegas.
I wouldn't propose to you online. I'd fly to Canada and get down on one knee.










(your signing the Pre Nup first right?)

 

Why arn't you in bed? It's past 5pm

 

Well we'll need to barter.. $30? I could get a secondhand dress on eBay (and start a PayPal dispute after the wedding).

 

That sounds like a deal to me!

How much for a month of this sweet action?

Fucking small print

 

Why dont you take a trip to the US, and fall in love here.. I hear chicks are suckers for british accents.

Im a dude so dont look at me

 

Thts actually a really good point.

 

$50?

 

It can take up to two years to get your citizenship here in the U.S.

 

$100?

 

for me? It would cost me more money that that to shore up divorce papers from hubby and trick immigration investigators for ya.:cheers2:...- also I must still be able to see and be with hubby & child...

and for me to go through all that I would need some sort of benefit- though a nice accent and dual citizenship sweetens the pot.

- might work on some random unmarried american chic tho LOL

 

of course I'll sign a pre-nup and I expect the same of you...don't need you marrying me for my money

 

I'd fake marry you and it wouldn't cost you a single penny.. All you'd have to do is wash my folds and shave my legs cause I can't reach them...Oh and then there's the matter of changing my diaper, but that's for a later discussion...