Marry Me!

Apparently it will take me like 7 years to get a Greencard, and I might loose my student VISA which means no greencard, and a nice visit from immigration, a flight to Israel, and then the army.

UNLESS...

I get married!

Women of America, lend me your hearts!

You will have to live with me for at least 3 years though. I'm not difficult to live with, and some people say I'm pretty
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If I wasnt already married I'd consider it... Id consider it now but I dont think it's legal.

Good luck!

 

LOL, I just started a similar thread without reading this :jester:

 

121, can you go change that title please? And the answer is the same for me. hehe.

 

Sorry sweets, I'm married and I'm probably too old of a lady for you.

Good luck on your search for a bride, I'm sure you'll have a lot of takers!

 

Haha, a bride I shalt find... one sunny day!

Did I mention that I'd move, yes yes yes... it's not like I'm attached to Florida (it is sunny though).

Damn them legal matters!

 

Well divorce him then... I have cash :X

 

How much? Ahahahahha

Man I sound evil :X

 

i'm not american
unless you want to become a canadian citizen?

 

Hmmmm....

Yes, I'd marry you.

But only if you could cook.

Hell, you don't even have to cook, seeing as you are quite pretty.

 

not only would i marry you but i would so tap that like every day

 

Ahahahaha

 

Canada also works

...and I'm a great cook... I can even make sushi!

 

You don't have to cook sushi? (jealous reply)

 

come to Canada instead
but, uh, not Saskatchewan, it's cold as fuck and too damn conservative to deal with *twitches*
(Canada rules, the US drools! :tongue: )

 

You do have to cook deep fried sushi... even though, I would fuck that up.

I can make some good California rolls though

Canada seems nice, but cold, oh so cold. At least I'll be able to drink there... hmm... maybe Canada.

 

lame and desperate!

 

Yeah Canada is beautiful...but cold....

 

Haha

A. Better than the army in Israel.
B. There are some lovely lovely ladies on these forums.

I could find me a wife in Arkansas, but I don't know if I want to go back there just yet.

 

I totally understand. If I was forced with a choice of those things I'd look also.