Marry Me!

anthony you can totally be in
you can speak french for us

 

fo' sho imp2:

 

Yaye, that's cool, i shall be your french speaking servant Miss Guru



If you want to assign other responsabilities to me, you can but it's up to you :H

 

I would like to be pimped out...I am a bit offended that I did not get that offer. Seriously, being a call girl has always been my secret fantasy...not that I would do it or anything, unless the cult needed me to. I would always think of the greater good and what is beneficial to you and the rest of your trinity. If you need me to have lots of sex with rich handsome older men I would do so-just for everyone elses benefit-not for my own.

 

bella you can so be a call girl...the cult wants to fulfill any fantasies anyone has

anthony your jobs might also include giving people nicknames, cause you're so good at it, and once you're of legal age you shall graduate to be a cabbana boy :H

 

Wait, I'm a call girl?

 

Haha

I'm less worried about getting deported than about not being able to leave the US (because then I could never come back).

Also, living here for 7 years without being able to have a legal job (I've had a nice range of illegal ones though... yet...still... can't work with Mexicans for no money my entire life).

...and I kinda gotta stay here right now, at least to do the whole college thing... got nowhere else to go!

But the baby idea...good one.

Any takers?

 

whore, prostitue, call girl..your choice of wording really


hey pavel i'd marry you, but not so sure about the baby thing...we'll see...are you gonna make a new thread now "who wants to have my baby?!"

 

Haha, I'm not ready to be a father.

If I have a baby now, I wouldn't be able to withstand the temptation of eating it.

 

score, Bella can be the call girl and I can be the cult slut - I only slut it up with actual members. More enticement to join eh? Um, well, maybe for like.. two people on the planet. But still, the cult is filled with hotties so far, so being the official cult slut would be hella fun

 

i shall be a good cult leader, you guys won't be sorry

 

I won't be sorry as long as you satisfy my soul.... satisfy my soul...satisfy my soul...Every little action....Theres a reaction...Oh, cant you see... what you've done for me...I am happy inside all...alll of the time.... woooooohoo....

 

I just looked up some synonyms of whore and I've made my decision...I'll be a 'lady of the evening' :hurray:

I've actually gone through phases lately where I really want kids, but then I remember how much I hate them once they reach age 5.

 

lady of the evening..good choice


i love kids..i just sooo could not be a mom yet....
i like partying and fucking around too much..

 

You can take your kids to parties and let them run around naked.

That would earn you like major hippie points.

Shit, I gotta go to sleeeeeeeeeep.

 

kids and crack rock don't go well together though..think about that..
sleep is for the weak!!!!

 

Sleep is for those who lifted 100 200 pound tables today.... goddaaaaaamn I did alot of work. Gonna leave work early tomorrow just for the sake of it.

Kids and crack...hmm... I think a kid deserves to feel like superman.

 

yahaaaaaaaaaa girly girly love

 

soooooooo
was that a yay or a nay on me being the official cult slut? :toetap:

(damn you Bella for posting at the exact same time as me! :tongue:

 

only 100 200 pound tables?
weeeeeeeak!

your kid may feel like superman, but superman couldn't fly he could only leap a ten story bulding in a single bound...tell that to your kid...