mary jane or sex

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by danktank, Dec 30, 2005.

  1. danktank

    danktank Member

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    i am confronted with the ultimate problem sex or weed. my girlfriend wants me quit smoking for a while and when i say a while i mean like a year. Im not positive on her reasons but i think its cus ive been getting sick from smoking recently and she just doesnt like me being a pot head. Im not sure if im willing to give up mary jane for her but it dont know...
     
  2. Gixer

    Gixer Member

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    Are you serious? The title of your thread reads "mary jane or sex" when in actual fact its weed or your girlfriend. I hope it was a simple typo on your part and you dont just consider your girlfriend as a convinient vagina. Where is the respect for your lady?
    If thats your opinion the stick with the weed because you dont deserve your girlfriend dude. I hope she wakes up and kicks your ass to the kerb. She obviously loves and cares about you very much, how much do you love and care about her? If its not enough to sober up then do BOTH of you a favour and end the relationship.
     
  3. _toker_

    _toker_ Toking Up

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    since i started analyzing the title, i think i'll respond to it instead my good friend. i think it depends on the age, but i think i'd choose sex, or find a way to keep smoking and keep having sex, or try to top this, sex while on weed. ahh good times
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    It depends on the specifics of the choices. If I had to choose between getting high everyday for the rest of my life or getting pussy everyday for the rest of my life, I'd choose weed, as great as pussy is. I could still get head, which I actually prefer over fucking. You can smoke weed while you're getting head, but you can't smoke while you're fucking, or at least I can't.

    Of course, if I fall in love, it'd be a different story.
     
  5. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    Wow. The problem is more like uhh your choice vs. what your girl wants.
     
  6. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    ever hear the phrase "practice makes perfect"?
    haha
    nah, that would be hard
    =P
     
  7. hippin life

    hippin life Member

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    ^^^^i think this is a good time to reference the vagina bong

    but, man if you really think you're gunna be with her for a year, it may be worth compromising with her, like cutting back a little
     
  8. paintballer687

    paintballer687 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Which do you want more? I know I'd take my girl in a heartbeat..
     
  9. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    yeah, same here
     
  10. jimi420

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    GET A GF WHO SMOKES.

    where in MN do you live danktank?
     
  11. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Hmm...sounds like a break from pot is in order.

    On a more general note, I've found that pot is easier to find than sex. So, given the option sex or pot, I'd go for the sex.

    That is a different question than "your girlfriend vs. pot." You know your relationship better than we do.

    To sum up:
    Be Healthy,
    Get Laid
    and be good to your girlfriend

    is my advice.
     
  12. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    lol your 16, being in a relationship isn't really like your concidering having her for the rest of your life, lol but i would pick my good friend mary jane, could get another girlfriend that likes toking and you got a good girl indeed
     
  13. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Mary Jane is the best girlfriend you could ask for.
     
  14. danktank

    danktank Member

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    you r the title was flawed... i typed this one out quick becus i had to go. well i decided girlfriend because wel.. many reasons
     
  15. thedude21

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    Way to go Gixer. go for the weed, at this rate the gf will be gone for other reasons.
     
  16. MagicMushrooms

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    sex with mary jane
     
  17. shockseventyfour

    shockseventyfour Member

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    this reminds me of half-baked.
     
  18. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    hahahahaha it reminded me of it right when i read the thread
     
  19. KoNe

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    Well u see, i had the same problem as u once. I told this girl, that when we got together i woz smoking, so i woznt goin to change, maybe cut down a lil bit. It woz all gud, but then she woz pissing me off, nd nw i got a gurl who is all gud wif weed.
     

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