I have a quick question for all you people that masturbate in bed, since that seems to be the popular thing to do. What do you do with your cum? Do you just cum in your sheets and fall asleep? or do you cum on yourself? and if you cum on your sheets, what happens if you lie on it? i really want to try this tonight. please help!
also i have one more question. What do you masturbate with? my hand never works.. its not smooth enough. im sure u know what i mean
keep a box of tissues next to your bed, and use lube or hand lotion, if really want the lotion to feel good put it under a desk lamp for a few mintues and let it warm up so its hot
Use an banana peel... after your done, you have a sneak Weeds is a great show... And i never tried that... if you do, report back to me
i've always just cummed on my chest while lying in bed ever since i was like 12. and for some reason, i've also grown a big furry happy trail from my navel down to my crotch. coincidence? i dunno. just wipe it off of ya when your done. leaving it on you or the sheets is just nasty. get some tissues or a sock or something. but dont sleep on it
cumming on your belly and a happy trail, while they share a correlation, its certianly not a cause and effect issue here. they both stem from puberty and testosterone, but semen does not stimulate hair growth. the main event, i find tissue to rip and stick to me too easily, so instead i use a shirt or undies that are already dirty and need to be washed. sleeping on it wont cuse any ill effects except provide moisture and nutrients for all the nasties that live in your bed, and provide a sticky, mildly shinny residue on your belly when you wake up.
Depending on the mood I'm in I either wrap a couple of Kleenex loosely around my cock just before I come so it catches all the jizz, or just let it blow on my stomach/chest and wipe it up with Kleenex afterwards.
