Maybe I should party alone tonight

since my wife has to quit smoking for a while to try to get a job, I'm all alone. NO problems, I haven't left this room for 8 months now....

 

High Life?

Blech.

That's the rectal thermometer of beers.

 

Its $2.25 for a 40. And I've had way worse

 

Right.. You're going to spend all night measuring your biggest number two.. Don't pinch!

 

looks like a 14 incher there easy..... looks a bit red, bloody from too much butt fucking perhaps? lots of sexy reasons why it could be that color

 

What's up with the cellphone being in the pic?

You gonna smoke that too?

 

not sure why I put that there. I was all about organizing or something. This C99 is wackin me out pretty bad

 

Also, why are there two pens in the corner?

What do you need two pens, one next to the other, for?

 

It's my OCD. I like having a lot of pens because they seem to disappear from my desk at an alarming rate. The more I have, the better chance I can find one when I need it, only exerting minimal energy.

 

and if you look close, there are two other pens side by side in the upper left hand corner, in the dark.

 

You are right, there are two more pens.

Fascinating!

I am also impressed by how clean the desk seems to be.

You enjoy your lunch of sin.

 

Where is the baby...did you sell him for crack...

 

no, he's here. somewhere. who cares. now back to me.

actually thats an old pic and my desk is now way worse. There will be NO pics of it now. I have Yuengling tonight and I'm smoking homemade hash. But otherwise, the same.

 

And by 'otherwise the same' he means 'totally different.'

 

Which method did you use to make it?

I went the whole freezing it and blending an ass-load of kief way and it turned out decent... but not as good as I would have liked.

 

pocket microscope hash actually..... funny story, don't feel like typing it, too stoned.

 

Sounds good enough.

I miss being able to easily buy hash, it's not that common here in gringolandia.

 

It is totally unavailable around here..... in 26 years, I've never run across any. So, well, you know.

 

Yeah, no fun.

I ran across it a couple of times, usually when people brought it back from festivals.

 

That is some beautiful bud. Mmm.