McCain quits, asks supporters to vote Obama

I see in the news that McCain has quit the race.

"Given the magnitude of the crimes committed by my party against the Constitution, against our military, and against our very way of life, I ask that all my supporters vote for the Democratic Party candidate in the upcoming election. When members of the Republican Party learn to obey the law and respect human rights, we will again field a candidate. Until then, we need to clean up our own house, and refrain from doing further damage to this great nation." -John McCain

 

McCain quit? No way!

 

would be a huge reliefe if only it were true

but a conservative admitting guilt?
wont ever happen

 

It would be nice though...

 

I figured if I was gonna play the April Fool, I might as well go all the way into dreamland.

 

if only...

 

Haha =D

 

What did Hillary Clinton say about being "Rocky"?

Will the real Rocky Balboa please "get up"!

(I think she meant to say "give up.")

 

Besides the fact that he can talk a better talk, Obama isn't that much better.