John McCain announced that Joe the Plumber was at his rally in Defiance, Ohio Thursday morning. But when McCain called on the campaign poster-man to stand up, he wasn't there. "Joe, where are you? Is Joe here with us today? Joe, I thought you were here today," McCain said. When there was no response, he added, "Alright, well, you're all Joe the Plumber so all of you stand up!" http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/30/joe-the-plumber-ditches-m_n_139248.html
Now I guess they've unveiled "Tito the Builder" to try to dupe Hispanics. Sarah Palin in Colorado: "Tito is not pleased with how the Barack Obama campaign and some of the media friends there have been roughing up Joe the Plumber." I am not making this up. We are now witnessing a children's book being written and published live by the Republicans.