Men.....? about flaccid

how come flaccid is sometimes scrunched and sometimes elongated?

 

If their is extra skin it looks scrunchy.

 

for me it depends on the weather

 

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But also, there are different levels of hardness. You've got just-hugged-my-grandma-flaccid. You've got 1/4 chub, half chub, and 3/4 chub. All of the "chub" levels can appear to be flaccid, but are bigger than the first one I mentioned.

 

is there an elongated flaccid....and does that mean you are warm? Or that rain is coming the next day?

 

long means warm

short means cold


ball sag is also the same

plus chubb factor as stated above

 

what means it's going to rain tomorrow?

 

Clouds on the horizon.

 

low barometric pressure

sore knees and swollen joints...totally not penis related

 

what if there are cute girls in front of the clouds on the horizon and sore knee joints, then could it be penis related?

 

Cute girls makes it penis related by default.

 

those are mirages..dont fall for that

 

Depends on whether I've ironed it or not

 

If it's wet it means it's raining.

If it's flapping about it means it's windy.

 

Hm.....if it's wet it means it's gettn lucky !

 

my flaccid penis is always on the change. Cold can make it want to hide and get so small it's a very dense hard feeling. But also in a hot shower it still get kinda small, weird I would think with the hot water it would relax and stretch out.
I'm always amazed with what it does

 

After a viagra my flaccid penis always hangs long and chubby. At most other times, not so much.

 

Although slightly off-topic, one thing I often find a source of fascination is when contemplating my scrotum (usually whilst in the bath) there are frequently an endless pattern of tiny circular motions to be seen on the scrotal skin sac, which can really be hypnotic.

I could be mistaken, but I think this activity only occurs whilst the penis is flaccid, as every thing needs to be totally relaxed, and when erect my mind is generally directed towards other things.

 

Tiny circular motions. Yes, mesmerizing too I would imagine. Can you picture migrating cloud animals in them? And I wonder if there is such thing as flaccid penis line reading? You know....like palm reading.