How cool would it be to have a gigantic pool of mercury. I mean the liquid is so heavy that you could walk on it. You could dive off of a diving board into it and just kinda slide across the top of it. If only it weren't poisonous I would so do it.
I, Personally, Prefer Gigantic Pools Of Pasketti Noodles But, Hey Whatever Floats Your Boat Right! =)
Pff. Everyone knows the best swimming pool full of something would be full of syrup. It would be like heaven but stickier.
The best swimming pool would be filled with women. Women with fellatio on their minds and whipped cream on their beautiful bodies.
ahhh gross... I've held mercury in my hand before. I skieved it from the chem lab. It's fun stuff, Hopefully I'll not be too badly affected by it : ) keep it rad.
i always wanted to swim in overcooked dessert rice with bourbon vanilla sauce and little pieces of chocolate, with one of you guys
ooh i totally had a dream the other night that someone broke something and all this mercury went everywhere and i also had a dream that i was in france and this homeless man was ranting about some blueberry chronic he bought, and then i went into this hallway and slipped and tore all the curtains off the wall
you won't be affected. Some emperor of China drank it because he thought it would make him live longer(he wanted to live forever of something), it just fucked him up. and u didn't drink anything so your good
