Mick Jagger's Dingleberries

What would you do with Mick Jagger's dingleberries? I would yank them out hairs and all. Then I would dye them a nice shade of blue and braid them.. It would look like the mane from a "my little pony". Wouldn't that be cute?

 

that is a needlessly complicated post...

 

i would sell them on ebay where some preteen would pay me as much as I asked for them...

 

excellent idea.. why didn't I think of that

 

Thinking that Mick Jagger's blue braided dingleberry hairs aren't cute is the only thing that's gross around here buddy. You're one sick and twisted individual

 

masturbate with them

 

we have a winner...that my friend is utterly disturbing...

 

lmfao this thread brings me joy. Like warm golden sunshine raining down upon my soul

 

I would put them in the freezer next to my sweaty Elvis towel...

 

yeah

 

I would boil them up like you do with sheep balls, and then eat them on a bed of lettuce with heinz 57 steak sauce. Yummy

 

I bet if Michael tried really hard, he could learn to use a search engine, then we would be free of his stupid ass questions...


Whoops, guess I won't be making the list this week...

 

i know how disappointing that is for you

 

Damn....yes. I was hoping for a gold star.

 

maybe you will, just maybe.. I know how much it would mean to you

 

I can't believe you people let the Mick Jagger's dingleberry thread slip so far. I feel really hurt now.

 

w t f are dingleberries ---> aussie here

 

little specks of feces that dangle from hair around the pelvic area.

 

I definately wouldn't want anyone to be uninformed about dingleberries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingleberry