mike rotch's "10 things not to be when you grow up"

hmm i agree with some of those, but in a different order....heres mine

1)christian
2)klansmen
3)butcher
4)fast food worker
5)homophobe
6)prowar
7)cop(not all cops are bad, but the ones who abuse their power need to grow up)
well cant think of nomore, my brains not really working my withdrawal headaches are bad tonite, but the Top 10 would all be "subdirectories"(haha cant think of the right word) of the people who agree with the government and the state of society today

 

1. a burger king cashier (bastards! they gave me the wrong change!)
respectable position... are you too proud?

2. a local news reporter
Hope you're curious.

3. music critic
critics, generally, are swine.

4. lawyer
blah, position of ill-repute.

5. a butcher
skilled trade, very respectable.

6. a christian
you got something against Jesus?

7. one of the jerks who watches "friends"
Do people aspire to "be" that?

8. a hobo in a dress
Hobos ride rails and eat fine apple pies; and dresses are breezy.

9. a republican
um, pays well?

10.vanarstel
happy guy, affable.

oh c'mon, don't be such a dummy...
sounds like you have crabs, my crotch.

"10 things not to be when you grow up"
Does this mean you haven't grown up yet?
(I think we all know the answer to that.)

All my love, my crotch.

 

Out of curiosity, why are you two so anti-Christian?

 

christianity teaches that anything that is not christian is wrong and immoral. also, i really started to dislike christianity when bush started to use it as a tool against gay marriage, abortion, and all that other shit he thinks is wrong because its not christian. and I think christianity, along with most other religions, is bullshit. god is a mythical figure created by highpowered church people that is used to manipulate followers of certain religions. and, if you have ever read the bible, youll notice that there is so much bullshit in there, it pisses me off so much. but yea, thats why i hate christianity. not just christianity, but any religion that uses a god that doesnt exist. i really dont like islam too, for many of the same reasons of christianity, and because islam says its okay to go to war if you are fighting and killing for the spread of islam.

 

Any religion can be interpretted in ways which are negative. In the end, though, Christianity preaches love. So if Jesus helps someone to become a better person, how is that bad?

 

jesus helped people 2000 years ago, and he wasnt the son of any god. its great that he helped people, but preaching that god was the reason he helped people is bullshit. he helped people because he cared, which should be the reason that other people help people. telling people they will go to "hell" because they dont follow what "god" says is right is bullshit and a bunch of lies, imo.

 

I don't really know, I wan't there. Maybe Jesus was a fairy tale. Maybe God is a fucking alien. Might never know. So far, Darwinist-non religious is workin' for me.

 

I'm not saying that you should believe in Christianity. But if the belief that Jesus was the son of God helps people to help others, then why attack that? This isn't saying that you should go out and adhere to this religion, I just think tolerance is important.

 

There are a lot of Christians that had nothing to do with those things. Why blame everyone for the actions of a few? There were a lot of white people who had slaves back in the day, does that mean that nobody should be a white person when they grow up?

 

conservative christians thought of the harry potter books as "evil", and that is the main reason that they tried to ban them. yes alot of white had slaves back in the day, but its not going on anymore, is it? christianity trying to rule the world is still very alive in this day and age.

 

yes well I think it is crap that jesus is supposedly the son of god. back then it was impossible to be a pregnant virgin, like jesus's mom supposedly was back then. She told everyone that she was a virgin because it was a very big no-no to have premarital sex back then, which is obviously what happened.

 

Married wit children in duh suburbs, member uv duh church and ect.

 

lol, what?

 

I seem to understand quite fine.

A.. shit... I must have alzheimers because I forgot what he just said. Lemme quote him.

 

Married with children in the suburbs, member of the church and ctc. (pig like dad)... I understand the meaning of that quite fine.

 

its not how he wrote it, i still dont get it, even after your translation lol

 

Blegh... It's logical, you either get it or you don't, I get it.

 

oh, yea thatd be why

 

actually its possable in nature to have a virgin birth, though extremely rare. but virgin born animals are always female, meaning that either youre correct or mary was a hermaphrodite.

and im not christian, i believe in jesus but i think that churches are places whrere people are told how to think and that god will only let christians into heven. ive been to church a few times in my life and i hated it every time. and i got aboslutley nothing out of it exept bored and pissed off because i could be listening to breakfast with the beatles(a local sunday morning radio program) or sleeping.

 

heres my top 10

10) crack head
9) male prostitute on fire island (well, i know i wouldnt want to)
8) fundiMENTAList christian
7) snow crab fisherman (they sail around in cold-ass stormy waters and lay traps over 3 mile deep ocean. many fishers are caught in the traps and drown)
6) imperal guardsman in iraq
5) any kind of critic
4) lawyer
3) a 'friends' vieeewer (especially the ones who caused that big media hype before the finale, its just a tv show fuck heads!)
2) republican
1) YOUR MOM!!! hahahahahaha!