There, that got your attention. What the hell is it about my PAPER SHREDDER that makes the T.V. RECEPTION go fucked-up?! I mean, I stick in a sheet of paper, it activates the shredder motor, and BZZZT! The t.v. antenna reception goes all fuzzy, and as soon as the motor stops, it's back to normal. What kinda crazy radio waves are coming out of the motor of a paper shredder?! -Jeffrey
I guess it's the kind that go controlling your mind and shooting it up with death-rays like your mind's in a death-ray shooting gallery ... hmmm ??? Darrell
Aliens have overtaken your paper shredder and are using it to send subliminal messages hrough the tv.