mirror masterbation

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by idioticnumbskull, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    :devil: I jerk off in front of the mirror. Does this make me egotistical?
     
  2. idioticnumbskull

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    I just love myself so much.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be spelled with a "u"
     
  4. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Only If You Kiss The Mirror And Ask It,Did The Earth Move For You ....:love:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    i b mastabatin infront of mirroz all da tyme
     
  6. Geriatric Delinquent

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    Not at all. A mate of mine who did a lot of boob (prison) used to place a mirror between his legs when he masturbated, so he could perve on his own shit chute! Now that's narcissism!!
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    cam?
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    but den my cam gets wet from all da water in the bathroom wif my mirroz
     
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  10. Geriatric Delinquent

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    Do you actually see yourself cum?
     
  11. idioticnumbskull

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    Yes, and he looked right into my eyes when I did it. (myself I mean)
     
  12. idioticnumbskull

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    I voted for you, even though I think you don't deserve it.
     
  13. Geriatric Delinquent

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    I KNEW YOU WERE A LIAR!!

    How can you possibly see youself cum when you look like this?? :dizzy2::dizzy2:
     
  14. idioticnumbskull

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    My orgasms usually aren't that intense.
     
  15. Meliai

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    i masturbate in front of a mirror sometimes too, the sight of myself turns me on. I dont know if this makes me a narciccist or a closet lesbian.
     
  16. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I jerk off in front of my mum. Does this make me family oriented???
     
  17. ChrissySunshine

    ChrissySunshine like disco lemonade

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    I've tried it, but I don't like the way I look...so...
    lol
     
  18. idioticnumbskull

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    At least your sharing your activities with her :2thumbsup:
     
  19. Geriatric Delinquent

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    Try a little foreplay. Don't just throw your hand onto the dressing table and abuse it. Buy her flowers. Try having a hot bath and a Champagne with "her" and giving her a non-sexual massage. Hands are sensitive, sentimental things. They need foreplay to commence hours, even days, before you finally plunge your Purple-header Custard Chucker in and start rasping away like a man possessed.
     
  20. idioticnumbskull

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    Your advice is appreciated, but I don't desire overwhealming orgasms were my eyes roll to the back of my head.
     

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