Moe's bullshit thread

So apparently I don't post enough according to an anonymous source. So this shall be my thread dedicated entirely to bullshit. Most of what a lot of people say is bullshit, so this should be good.

My bullshit for the day:

I need to go buy 10,000 lbs of salt, because if the world collapses salt will be a precious commodidy since it will be:

A.) Difficult to produce
B.) Nearly impossible to transport
C.) One of the few ways to preserve food w/o electricity

Not so much bull shit as fact, but yea.....

Spread your bullshit here

 

My screen is all brown and grassy now

 

Or Brown and Gassy if you will.

 

We can get salt and gold from the oceans!

 

I'll get 10,000 lbs of pepper-I really like pepper.

We could corner the market on Condiments after the apocalypse.

We need someone else to get ketchup-I REALLY like ketchup-Heinz is my favorite. I would get ketchup-but with 10,000 lbs of pepper I really can't manage any more condiments.

 

even though i am north of 50 i often get mistaken for a teen ager

 

I won the lottery and I'm going to buy 10,000 acres in Oregon and everyone is invited to come and lay around,smoke dope and drink whiskey.

 

no mustard tho... i really dont like mustard, and we can always recruit others for things like relish and mayo (altho i dont really like those either) but hey we need to think about the rest of society

 

woo hoo! in all honesty ive wanted to live in oregon all my life, so dont tease me lol

 

Then take off the Tom & Jerry t-shirt and propeller hat.

 

hahaha--oaky-doakey.

 

I agree with you.

Mustard is all right-but I don't need it. Philadelphia Soft Pretzels and the occasional mixed cheese hoagie both need mustard-but neither of them will be around after the apocalypse.

And relish and mayo? Come on....mayo...that stuff is gross. They guy that has 10,000 lbs of mayo-there is no way I'm sitting next to him after the apocalypse.

I could fill up this whole thread with my bullshit.

 

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i miss the old simpsons

 

Yes , yes , i like it , sounds about right . We must acquire a whole array of condiments . After all something has to make those human flesh sandwiches we will be eating taste better right ? People the "other" food group .

Wait a minute ! If society collapses wont money be useless ? How do you get paid ?

The old phrase " gas ,grass , or ass " suddenly has new meaning .

I miss the old Simpsons too !

And can I get a ton of salt , and a ton of pepper shipped down to the Scratcho compound and dude ranch In Oregon . Her I come buddy !

 

i really dont care about getting paid so long as i have my salt and peppa

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HAHAHAHA thats not bullshit thats awesome

 

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