You're a male police officer. Your hobbies including socialising, going up the London Eye and frequenting discotheques. You've only got one allocated arrest warrant left for the rest of the year. Do you: 1. Arrest Alistair Darling, who's been found driving around in the back of a taxi with a baseball bat looking fo gay people. When he finds a gay person he gets out and whacks their legs. He will not rest until he's whacked five gay people in a night. 2. Arrest a semi-retired wrestler who, whenever he does any wrestles, strangles a kitten. His best wrestling days are behind him though, and he only does about one wrestle per year.
I Vote For Number Two "Save A Kitten".... If The Gays In The UK Can't Outrun Alistair Darling, They Deserve To Be Wacked With A Big Stick.... Cheers Glen.
I'm also gonna vote for # 2. Strangling a kitten could kill them, while legs being whacked you can still recover from. Some sicko's living in that town for sure. lol!
Nope, I reckon one kittens life a year is worth the arrest of alistair darling. Sorry kitty cats. Probably Alistair Darling ends up RUNNING OVER more than one kitten a year in his taxi shennanigans, too.
Does Alistair Darling do this taxi-based-homosexual-leg-whacking every night, or is it a less frequent schedule?
clearly number 1. potentially unlimited hate crimes versus 1 possible kitten per year? (one allocated arrest warrant for the rest of the year meaning its a 50/50 chance a kitten'll get strangled at all)
Oh, that's a good point. Is there anything in British law that'd stop me arresting Alistair Darling, then arresting the wrestler the next time I have the power to do so?
Saving the Kitty Cats would be my first priority. Eventually one gay person would turn around and beat the -bleep- out of Alistair Darling and if that happened I would hope someone was there recording it. Then the whole world getting to view it on YouTube.
