Goldilocks is Busted Christchurch, New Zealand - A Christchurch resident arrived home to find that somebody had been eating his food. Somebody had also gotten bloody drunk drinking his liquor and then passed out in his bed. And Vanessa Joy Long, 39, was still there. The homeowner, who has remained anonymous, didn't give his little Goldilocks the chance to run out the door, he called the cops. Ms. Long pleaded guilty in Christchurch District Court on Monday, saying she must have blacked out, and had no idea what happened. She has been placed on probation pending trial. The homeowner is seeking £720 in damages. http://funhappens.blogspot.com/
