Most Manly, Awesome Gift You Could Ever Get

I think a massive painting of me, as a demon or angle or something awesome, and I have a battle axe guitar, and I'm on one knee, the guitar sunk deep into a angle (or demon depending on what I am) and I'm all like "AWWWW YEAHHH!" singing lead vocals to Led Zeppelin (Or Black Sabbath)

Yeah.

With fire and shit. And the painting spits venom at people when they walk by.

 

I need a good socket set.

 

That is very manly.

 

:drool5:

 

Gtfo

 

you could actually take the fingernail stuff out, give it to a guy, then replace with eyebrow pencils and mascara and give the little case to a girl.

 

I think that a chair with a hole in the bottom would be great.
Under the hole would be a wheel on an axle with dildos of various shapes and colours attached to it. The axle would be attached to a crank so I could sit on the chair and crank the dildo wheel.

Does this make me a sick person?

 

couple steroids would be very manly

 

Screwdrivers are more manly. Sockets are more feminine.

 

yes!

 

"Daddy, can I get up yet? My skin is melting to the hot sunny metal"
"Not yet Junior, I need to take a few more pictures and then a 10 minute video. Everyone in the world is gonna see what Daddy really enjoys doing"

 

glock 23c with extended mag, or just get them another mag, cause manly friend already has gun ..
Clips are awesome gifts btw for people that own firearms and you know the type.. and they can be cheap too.. most definitely a bonding gift you know playing with guns together..

 

So then needing a set of sockets is like needing a harem of females... that would be a pretty manly gift too.

 

That could really complete a room.

 

Does it get any manlier than Hookers and Blow?

 

It'd be more manly if it were uncut. Or at least chopped up with an axe.

But still, pretty fuckin' manly.