Most painful thing you've ever done to impress someone of the opposite sex?

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  1. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I tried to mount a carousel dragon as though it were a horse, not taking into account the wings.

    my knee swung into the wing, bounced off, threw me to the ground, I was hurting for two weeks.
     
  2. european

    european Member

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    I spent $35,000USD.
     
  3. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    haha


    Once I fell off a bridge. :rolleyes:
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Showed emotion.
     
  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    fucked the tin man in the ass....all I can say is rusty :(....
     
  6. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    fought the competition once. that's about it.
     
  7. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    X2

    when i was younger i put effort into the guys i liked, then i realize the power of the pussy
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    we had a lacrosse ball that we rolled against each others nuts. the basic premise is this: 2 people, 1 ball, sit on the ground with your leg spread out in a V shape.

    started off about 25ft away from each other and rolled the ball. you couldn't stop the ball, you had to let it hit you. over time, we moved closer and closer each other till our feet were against each others.

    we were completely hammered while doing this. eventually we both called it quits.

    it hurt a lot
     
  9. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Yeah.

    Fuck trying, or effort.

    Pussy is extremely easy to get when you're attractive and foreign.

    Too bad that it's not really what I want right now. I'm gonna hate myself for not fucking around if I ever get uncontrollably horny later in my life.
     
  10. lode

    lode Banned

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    I dunno, a lot of things.

    I think I drank a bottle of tobasco sauce to get a waitresses number like 3 weeks ago.

    My style of chatting up broads is very pepe la pew.
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

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    That's hot.







    (Gods of humor, please don't strike me down)
     
  12. european

    european Member

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    But was the other guy impressed ??!?!?
     
  13. lode

    lode Banned

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    I think about the time frame I mean.

    Let's see, I jumped inside one of those giant animal machines at main event. That one went pretty well.

    I tend to get into lots of hijinks.
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    the other guy is one of my best friends

    i think we were both impressed at the amount of time we rolled a ball at each others nuts. we cleared well over an hour of constant rolling the ball.
     
  15. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    inner thigh bruises?

    the girl I was trying to impress laughed.
     
  16. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I gave up meat? Haha, nothing I've ever done to impress the opposite sex really has ever been painful.
     
  17. lode

    lode Banned

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    Hurting yourself in front of women does actually tend to work, in my experience.

    I'm not sure why.
     
  18. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    oh, it worked. I just couldn't walk right for two months.

    I'm just comparing notes with my fellow RT'ers.
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Triggers their motherly instinct and makes them automatically care for you?
     
  20. lode

    lode Banned

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    Maybe, although it seems to work with girls who don't seem very motherly.

    Dames. :rolleyes:
     

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