My Cat

She's snoring.
Such a fat cat.

 

Are you implying that thin cats do not snore?

 

I have only seen fat cats snore. And nobody likes a loud pussy.

 

I'm sure even non-fat cats snore. But fat cats do it better.

 

My fighting fish yawn and make little kissing lips which I imagine sounds like "pop pop" when they do it.

 

oddly enough, rather a lot of people, it seems, do.

 

lol i guess so.