my club

wanna join my club?
we sit around and smoke cigars and eat ice cream.

 

Is there going to be a secret handshake?

 

there already is.




we touch penis

 

does this mean I have to wear a strap on when I attend meetings?

 

yes

 

what flavor ice cream ?

 

I'm in!

 

Do you have to be cool to be in this club...? I have a penis but I don't know if I am cool...

 

Well I sure hope not because then you wont be allowed to join!

 

I know