my dick is so long...

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  1. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    My dick is so long that I can fuck myself in the ass. :cool:
     
    _zero_, May 23, 2012
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  3. cass_jenner

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    Good for you. Enjoy yourself.
     
    cass_jenner, May 23, 2012
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    my dick is so long, that is mistaken for a speed bump at the mall...
     
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  7. Perilless

    Perilless Member

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    My dick is so long I have to carry it in a handcart...
     
    Perilless, May 23, 2012
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  9. Pink_Panther

    Pink_Panther Banned

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    Wouldn't work when it's hard. :D
     
    Pink_Panther, May 23, 2012
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  11. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

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    My dick is so long that if I stand at the edge of a pool it can be used as a diving board.
     
    guerillabedlam, May 23, 2012
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  13. OneLifeForm

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    My dick is so long it can only be viewed properly from space.
     
    OneLifeForm, May 23, 2012
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  15. BTS

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    my dick is so long, no its not
     
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  17. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    8==========D o:
     
    jaredfelix, May 23, 2012
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  19. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    If I hiccuped while taking a piss in the toilet I would drain the bowl dry....
     
    Tyrsonswood, May 23, 2012
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  21. pipgirl

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    my dick is so long... oh wait, i don't have one...
     
    pipgirl, May 23, 2012
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  23. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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    [​IMG]
     
    PsychonautMIA, May 23, 2012
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  25. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    my dick is so long that i can change the channel without a remote
     
    FreshDacre, May 23, 2012
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  27. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    it's so long that the FAA is worried about airplanes hitting my erection at night
     
    _zero_, May 26, 2012
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    3gorges dam.. Nope thats my dick..
    [​IMG]
     
    deleted, May 26, 2012
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  31. DMFP

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    Mine is so long I get requested by the Armed Forces to let them use it as a landing strip - I don't mind....I enjoy the vibrations.
     
    DMFP, May 26, 2012
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  33. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I run mine thru my belt loops and tie a knot in the end to hold me britches up....;-D
     
    farmout, May 26, 2012
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  35. Perilless

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    In the winter when it gets cold, I can use mine as a scarf...
     
    Perilless, May 26, 2012
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  37. M2D

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    My dick is so long, that every relationship I've been in has had to be a long distance relationship.
     
    M2D, May 26, 2012
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  39. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    I have to tuck mine in my sock so it doesn't drag on the ground while I'm walking.

    :bandana:
     
    Justin_Hale, May 26, 2012
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