my ding dong feels like a fucking ice cube...

it is fucking cold...
february is saying to me "well jer, ive been kind to you so far...but just to mix things up a bit, heres some arctic fucking goodness..."

brrr....

 

yup lol

 

I hate february. so fucking cold today. and sunny. ugh.

 

yes,
my brother and i pulled into work today smoking a road pipe...i said "ok thats enought for me, ill punch us in..." then he said "let me pull to the door, your taun-taun will freeze before you reach the first marker..." to which i replied "then ill see you in hell, HEYAH!"

 

you should put your ding dong in a woo hoo to keep it warm

i was walking around toronto yesterday evening and far into the night
fucking christ it was cold, when the air burns your skin, you know better than to try and walk in it
we took so many cabs, i fucking hate cabs, biggest scam ever!!

 

im bundled up right now as we speak...in my own house its cold...fuck johnsburg and fuck winter...

 

I'm gonna go smoke a cigg in the good ol' cold outside.

Gotta ride my bike to class tonight too... damn night class.

Damn cold.

Damn calcium tasting tap water.

 

well right now it feels tropical in my room. I am not sure whether I enjoy it or not. maybe I'll go outside have a cigarette too..

 

Its 75 degrees and sunny tonight will get around 45

I love life..

 

Lets all go have a ciggerette in 10 minutes and tell eachother all about it.

 

I just had a cigg and met this Russian girl who just moved here from Russia to go to school.

She's pretty too.

Maybe I should meet her again.

 

I still haven't taken my butt out. I feel so lazy right now. I think it's the heat, it's like.. numbing me or something.

 

Cold here too, ice rain and its all a mess out here. Love Winter toward the end.

 

Russians have the hottest accents ever.

Makes me feel like a spy.

 

Jerry,
You should make yourself a nice cocktail and use your frozen ding-dong to stir it.

Stirred, not shaken. Like the real Bond.

 

i knew i shouldnt have mentioned lucky charms...

 

You could also use your ding-dong to arouse Kim Basinger's nipples, ala 9.5.

I can think of plenty o' things to do with a frozen dong.

 

just so you know, stirred martinis are fucking lame
and only a stupid person orders them
and by stupid, i mean ill-informed

stirred martinis mean that the martini hasn't been diluted by the shaking over ice
a martini should be stirred unless specified otherwise

 

True but they bring a little more to the table than just a sexy accent

From Svetlana Kuznetsova, Elena Dementieva, to Maria Sharapova (Pictured Below) their incredibly hot







Hotwater

 

you mean shaken, of course.

but that's part of what makes James Bond so cool! he doesn't care how a martini should be made, he cares about how he likes it. then he kills some people and has some sex.

hotwater: pic = awesome

I've met some stunning russian chicks. a solid 9.5 at a pool party is probably the most memorable one.. she was smokin'