My employees are idiots.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Unknown American, May 23, 2009.

  1. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    I think I will kill them when I get back next week.

    So if you hear of 12 employees getting slaughtered by a disgruntled Employer in Belize...that is me.:cool:

    Stupid dumb fucks.
     
  2. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    They are not idiots. They just don't want to work without having ownership of the product of their labor.
     
  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'll go with yes, they are idiots.
     
  4. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Well they can buy me out then. Until then they are idiots.
     
  5. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Or (more realistically) they can stage a mutiny. :eek: :D
     
  6. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    They can stage a mutiny. It will be a fine show as security mows them down with bullets.

    Then my problem is solved.:D
     
  7. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    lol! I'm guessing the security earns quite a bit more for less work and isn't as dumb. ;)
     
  8. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Your employees always use your absence as an opportunity to fuck off, don't they?
     
  9. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Do employees ever do that?? :mad:
     
  10. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    yeah, I remember something like this happening last time too

    dumbfucks.
     
  11. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Security is the highest paid. They are Former Belize Defence Force Special operations.

    They have never had such an easy job. They get paid about 8 times more than they made in the Military.

    They are not letting nothing happen to the guy who signs their paychecks.:D
     
  12. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Everything is in its place then. Perhaps including your frustration? :leaving:
     
  13. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    What exactly do you do?
     
  14. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    He manages/owns the means of production.
     
  15. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    Ah, illuminating as always Cherea.
     
  16. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    I am a grower and distributor/ wholesaler of tropical seeds. My business ships all over the world.

    I have security for 2 reasons.

    1. I live in Central America and am known to be wealthy.

    2. I have a past that I would like to keep in the past.

    I own other businesses but this is the one I was referring to.

    Other than that I run around in the jungle and get high.
     
  17. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    I had no idea that anyone on the hipforums was either prosperous or active. Anyways, here's to your success :cheers2:
     
  18. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    There are a few of us here. There is also a larger number of people here that are on their way to prosperity.

    Thank you.

    BTW: I was joking about killing them. It just seems the screw ups are non stop when I am on vacation.
     
  19. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    is the security 24 hour like gates and a driver...shadow car...closed circuit tv...that kinda thing...or is more like an angry old guy with a one eyed dog and a blow gun...cause i am extremely loyal and feel my destiny is to work for some rich dude in a tropical climate organizing security etc.....I am...personable....not dumb....and i can roll a wicked doobie....I can provide references from some impressive people...i pride myself on not fucking up.....anymore.......are there a lot of spidres in the jungle...i'm not a fan of spiders.....also....how did they mess up?
     
  20. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    So what? When I get a job I'll be a bad employee. I just don't like to work unless it is something I give a damn about.
     
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