My fat ass is going away

WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!! Haha Sorry just had to share. I noticed when I was in the changing room earlier.


*dances*

 

i was hoping that was what you meant and not "i think i'm fat and i'm leaving."



congrats on losing the fat ass, even though i don't believe you ever had one

 

samesies. underwear i find you so attractive.

 

Dont' congratulate her on that. Now she's gonna be top heavy. :X

 

:hug:

 

i would expect you to like that... easier to get her down on her knees that way...

 

good work mate, you may have to post a pic so we can see for ourselves!
:hurray:

 

all the ass men are gonna mourn.

 

I like a good amount of balance in my life, man. Can't have too much or too little, ya know?

 

Can I have your excess skin?

 

wooooooohooooooooooo

 

:ack: My ass was never that fat.

 

Awww, I'm sorry, I was just really looking forward to making a skin altar to you, that or a voodoo doll

 

You're not fat and neither is your ass. Stop being so insecure. It's annoying.

 

Haha shut up Matt.

 

does this mean i'll get some pictures?

 

Let me lose a bit more weight.

 

WTF? I get no, he gets "later"? Haha. And we're having the conversation at the same time?

Woman.... you're asking for it.....

 

hahaha!!!

Well I sent you a before picture of my ass so shut up.

 

True. It's a nice ass too.

What a shame: the after will be a pair of legs connected to your back.