My friend jerking off in class next to me

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Penetration, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. Penetration

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    I just finished the school year (new zealand), I had a friend who I'm not even that good friends with we just share half our classes. Anyway the whole year in maths there would be random lessons where I'd see him rubbing his leg inside his pocket.

    I thought he just had an itchy leg or something but then I thought "holy shit he's jerking off". Weird thing is we were sitting at the front of the class most of the year lol. I don't think anyone noticed but me, once I asked him what the hell he was doing and he just ignored me so I left it there.

    Quite a weird thing to happen. Also we go to an all boys school.. Maybe he likes day dreaming porn?
     
  2. PurpByThePound

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    the only people that i've ever known to jerk off in a class are some weird fucks...i would imagine that they would try to hide the fact, but this kid supposedly up and nutted all over the floor...kinda hard to dismiss that while reading Hamlet
     
  3. Well Arranged Dust

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    Haha not really unheard of and not the most absurd place i have heard of this happed. Or even made it happen myself. Sometimes it just has to happen. I just wouldnt wanna nut all on my leg and inside my pants. Fuck that too messy. I really dont think this makes you a sick fuck as the poster above has implied lol. Take it easy homie.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

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    yeah, that's pretty fucked up. gotta wonder if people that have so little self-control are the same people that end up raping.
     
  5. hitman73

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    Yea its a worry LOL. Youre not in Christchurch are you lol, need to make sure my kids dont go to that school and get cum on their hands working at that boys desk.
     
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  7. Penetration

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    Hahaha nope but I can't guarantee that there are boys at your children's school who don't do it aswell.
     
  8. funktastic

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    hahahah lol
     
  9. simvast

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    ...a friend of mine in highschool whose girlfriend rubbed against him hard and long enough he ejaculated. Slipped out and changed his pants.
     
  10. PurpByThePound

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    no it definitely makes you a sick fuck. that is something that is just really gross, especially considering you touch a lot of things that a lot of other people touch when at a school or any public institution that serves similar purpose.

    generally jerking off anywhere in front of people that wouldn't respond well to it, or wouldn't appreciate it if they knew about it would be considered wrong
     
  11. Well Arranged Dust

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    Thats cool if you want to think about it this way man. I completely understand where you are coming from. I honestly would more than likely be like 'what the fuck?' myself but after the initial thought wouldn't really give it another.

    Just know that right and wrong are tricks of the human mind. Completely relative in the universe. Go watch the monkeys in the zoo. No jerk off polotics there.

    I am also interested in knowing where the line between masterbation and rape lies as suggested above.
     
  12. PurpByThePound

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    i agree that right/wrong is not clear distinction, but it definitely is NOT OKAY to masturbate in a classroom and more than likely not okay to do so anywhere in public.

    if someone was jerking off next to me, not only would i have the 'wtf' i would tell them to fucking stop

    if you want to compare humans and monkeys as far as right/wrong - we could be eating our enemies after we kill them.
     
  13. etkearne

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    That is pretty funny. I wouldn't say it is sick nor okay either. I know for sure that I would never do that nor would have ever done that in my more sexually-charged teenage years even. However, I suppose if he couldn't do it at home and had an incredibly strong sex drive, he would resort to such things.

    I don't think it makes him a weirdo at this stage in life, but if he does this as a legal adult, he could get in legal trouble for public lewd behavior. I hope he knows that!
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

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    this is acceptable.
     
  15. Well Arranged Dust

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    I was just about to ask if it would be okay if perhaps his girlfriend was next to him jerking him off... Would this make it more acceptable? Same action...
     
  16. Penetration

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    Haha I just thought how much cooler it would have been if I went to a mixed school and a girl sitting behind me starting masturbating in class. LOL I would have asked her if she wanted some help at lunch time.
     
  17. Well Arranged Dust

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    Lol this is exactly what I am saying. It is all in the eye of the beholder.
     
  18. Penetration

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    I don't think the teacher would be too happy either way. Yeah you're right, if you were masturbating and people found out you'd be a weirdo, but if a couple was doing something in class they would be awesome, everyone would be jealous haha.
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

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    i once sat behind a couple in class who basically spent the whole time performing softcore porn for us. it was a big lecture hall class, but for some reason we had assigned seats, and these kids were going at it for an hour a day, 3 days a week for the entire semester. i know i wanted to beat the life out of them by the end of the first class, and from listening to comments from the others seated around me i don't think i was alone in that feeling.
     
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    I never wanked off in a public setting like that before, even though someone accused me of playing pocket pull once. I just had a boner. Probably the weirdest place was a church bathroom when I was in middle school, and I felt bad afterwords. I guess some people are just more horny than others. As long as they don't shoot it in my eye, I'm ok with it I suppose.
     

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