my hat

i acedintaly left my hat at a chineese buffet. im sad

 

you should sue, it's the american way

that's what everyone does nowadays, blame it on the big guy

christians - satan
politicians - asia
rednecks - hippies
fat people - mcdonald's

 

haha, maybe someone else really cool got it?

 

yea, it was my fault though and the people their are cool

 

well overweight people blame their obesity on fast-food, when it's actually their fault for choosing to go there