My house smells like marijuana and dog shit

I've smelled a lot of houses, as I deliver pizza all over town.

Right now mine smells like one of those houses deep in the 'hood where they have four pit bulls, and grow pot in the basement.

Only, in my case it's cuz my NEIGHBORs are growing pot, and because the dog that i am dogsitting took a massive deuce right in front of the back door.

I don't enjoy either smell. I smoke pot, but that's no excuse for my neighbors to make my whole house stink like badly growing pot constantly.

I only smoke in my mancave anyway.


But through it all, there is an odd feeling that comes over me that is almost comforting.. triggered by the combination smell of weed/dog shit.

 

ok poop is removed and air freshener sprayed...

and still

no one cares

 

The smell hasn't drifted this far yet... I'll let you know.

 

I know exactly what you're talking about...oddly comforting odor indeed...
we humans are fucking weird aye?
...toss in the smell of coffee brewing
and its a complete deja vu for an old dealer/ grower house I used to frequent.
lol

ZW

 

Maybe you can combine the two into an earthy potopuri , or whatever that craps called . Market it , cause i'm sure some whack jobs will " just love that earthy-woodsie aroma".
Make mad cash and move away from those neighbors . Or just sit tight , cause if you can smell their herb garden that well from their house to yours , who else can smell it ?

 

Just scratch your ass and then pick your nose. Then the only thing you will smell is your ass. Problem solved

 

Must be some pretty good weed if your neighbors are growing it and it makes YOUR house stink

 

It's half a double, so our houses are connected via the basement ceiling you can literally reach your arm across to the next house.

 

That makes more sense. Reach over and pick yourself a few buds!

 

Seriously, they should share for smelling up your place.

 

welcome to my world 2 closets of dope growing n a rottweiler and german shepard. big black stupid n smells theese dogs.

 

great

now im hungry for pizza

 

That sounds good right about now:sifone:

 

this one dude I know, his house smells like dope, dogs and funky feet.. Im just thankful my house only smells like water damage.

 

My house smells like crusty wet particle board kitchen cabinets, weed and Nag Champa. It's a very interesting blend of aromas I've grown to love (ok minus the crusty wet particle board kitchen cabinets).

 

Tell em they have destroyed the chi in the house with the smell. Tell them they are an energetic "downer" to boot and the only way you can deal with it is stoned.....on their weed....
May Queen, Get rid of the particle board, it's releasing formaldehyde. Toxic as for you.

 

My basement flooded last year, No not from the sewer but the river... I had 6 feet of river water in my basement along with the mud and silt... Guess what my house smells like.

A. The River

B. Mold

C. Mud with organic compounds*

D. All of the above


* and trace manufacturing compounds from years of "dump it out the back door, Bob, nobody will notice..." activity that happened in this town.

 

lets think about the smell of flowers instead of this nonsense...pot is great though LOL

 

Cinnamon candle.

Smells homey.

 

I wish I could Rosehippy, They are the ugliest damn things I've seen. I think they might be the original cabinets that were put in the house when it was built in the 50's......scary shit! That is a work in progress, we won't get to if for another year or so, but eventually it will happen. Hopefully.