My husband is a dick

I think he's cheating on me. He goes out all the time and stays out kinda late. He is over at his friend's house right now getting drunk while I stay home and die of boredom. He's a dick. He also took my car.

 

cut it off.

 

That may be overreacting. Shoot him first. Ask some questions. If you think he's lying, then cut it off.

Also, shoot below the waist

 

Lmao, he needs it cut off. He's such an asshole. I called him and told him I wanted a divorce and he just said "ok". lmao
He's such an ass!

 

most men are dicks.

all the good ones are either married or gay.


****not saying any men on here are dicks. MOST of you are pretty nice.
hm? but maybe that is because you guys are just mostly typing, and it isnt real time, so uhmmm, well, maybe you guys are dicks, and I just dont realize that you are, cuz i dont talk or know about you all in real time.

so, uhmm, i am gonna stick with my statement that most men are dicks.

 

agreed. I like the way you think

 

You said that sometimes he's around my former cheating b/f...birds of a feather, maybe? I dunno...{{{HUGS}}} to ya. I know how you feel.

 

hey heather, come over here tonight. It doesn't look like the dick is coming home and I'm bored. Bring me some cigs.

 

Fuck cheaters. Better yet, don't fuck them. You could get a disease.

 

I'm not married, gay, or an......

oh wait, I am an asshole. Nevermind. Carry on

 

awww...and Ashton finally went to sleep... YOU come over HERE.

 

He took the car, remember?

 

Are your feet broke?

 

lmao, they are too broke to walk 50 miles to her house with 2 kids on my hips.

 

You kids these days. When I was your age, I'd walk 100 miles to get to work, and if I wanted to go to the grocery story it was 120 miles. I'd tell the kids to get their shoes on and we'd make a day of it. You kids don't appreciate hard work

 

Don't forget that it was uphill both ways in the snow.

 

Can you borrow a bike? :X

 

I loaned it to you, remember?

 

You can catch a ride with me!

 

oh...that was YOUR bike? uh-oh....:X