so the last pair of shoes i owned are still up in the mountains at my ex's. i don't want them back... but if by some weirdness i end up with them again.. i think i'll bury them somewhere.
Hmmm... Let's see...my last pair of shoes was buried back in 1993; never looked back. I'd say that you need to contrive to get them back, Boogabaah and have a nice ceremony of proper burial...
hhmm.. i don't know where i could bury them.. i wonder if i made a little boat and set them on fire, pushed it all out to sea, if i'd get in trouble..