my messy room

My mom is making me clean my room today...thought id post a memorial of the mess

 

And I thought my apartment was bad!


Dude, trashbags

 

my room is like a wheres waldo

if u look at my mess u can tell many things bout me ...look closly

 

Yea, like that you love drinking Cokes!

 

yeah...i am a big coke fan...and although u cant tell i also collect coke memoribila

 

Is that some generic Cola I see mixed in there?

 

ok i have 3 computers in my room ...can u find them

 

yeah...the store i shop at wanted 4 dollars for a 12 pack of real coke

 

lol..damn son, my mom would whoop my ass if my room looked like that..
I see your not a pepsi fan..

 

a wise man once said..fuck pepsi

 

do you have roaches in there? (hehe not the kind you smoke...) i would be afraid to fall asleep, just in case.

you room actually looks a lot like my hubby's did, before we got married.

 

no roaches...but i got moths...my windows are right next to fog lights and the moths are drawn to the lights and some how find there way into my room...

 

2nd pic- what is in the jug?

3rd pic- what is in the bucket?

 

pee and vomit? hehe j/k

 

ok im gonna tell the truth...and this is gonna sound really nasty
but in the jug is iced tea mixed with urine
and the bucket is urine with a plastic bag over top

 

actuily yes...except for the vomit
i havent thrown up in 5 years

 

that is disgusting......


thank you for your honesty....but now I honestly wish I hadn't asked....

 

hey...i empty the bucket every day

 

that is still gross....are you so lazy that you can't go to bathroom?

 

Damn Wonka, build an outhouse!

Are you in a body caste or something