my new wallet and a question about it....

so i have a new wallet and its made out of 100% hemp (cannibis stativa, if the strain makes a difference). I'd thought it would be a better buy (going green!). but I was wondering whether having it at school would be illegal. since it is made out of something containing THC. and could the dogs smell it if there was a search?

 

Think about it, hemp is legal material which contains very very miniscule amounts of THC, regulated as such by the government. You wouldn't have been able to buy it at a store if it wasn't legal.

 

well I know its legal, but schools can be very strict. I just wanted to double check and make sure.

 

I am sure a cop wouldn't write down that he is busting you for possession of your wallet

 

ok sounds cool. thanks man.

 

can you imagine? besides who would want to smoke a wallet? do they know how dirty money is?

you shouldn't have a problem.

 

i can see it now...


Officer's initial statement:

"After witnessing suspicious actions, I was led to perform a search on Subject. While obtaining his wallet to check for ID, I noticed it was made out of hemp. At first I didn't think anything of it but after a few minutes I realized...hemp is made from the...the...the evil and dangerous MARIJUANA!! I knew right then that this was a call of duty. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I wish to charge Subject for posession of his wallet."


lmao but anyway hemp is legal man...its just illegal to produce. most of the countrys supply of hemp is imported. well all of the hemp sold in stores anyway...I'm sure there are some people out there who produce their own hemp. talented mother fuckers eh?

 

You can get a permit from the DEA to grow hemp, but it is extremely difficult.

http://www.tree.org/a2.htm

That will take you to one man's story on an attempt at getting an industrial hemp license.

 

on second thought, keep your wallet with no cash in it and if anyone attempts to confiscate it just tell them that it was last held by a disgusting hooker, who was infected by every STD in the book, while robbing you of all your money because you found out she was infected and a transexual and insulted her. they'll drop it at your feet and run for the hills =D

 

Hemp shampo is magical. Seriously.

 

where do you get that?

 

You are correct. Double the magic by using Hempz herbal moisturizer, what a dream.

 

That is what I use. And I mean...I look foward to it. Everyday.
It is magic for your hair.
That should be their slogen
'Put some magic in you hair'

And to answer your question there is a store in my town that sells alot of weird hair stuff.

 

Yeah dude hemp contains a VERY small amount of THC; somewhere around 0.05%-0.1%, on average, from what I have read, so nobody will waste their time getting on your case about that. Hell, even the U.S. military forces use hemp ropes. I'd even venture to say that some of the teachers at your school have/use hemp products; whether they be suntan lotions containing hemp-oil or even having a hemp wallet, themselves. Don't worry about that shit. That's just rediculous.

Also, did you just refer to cannabis sativa as a "strain"? lol