my nipples are sore

Too much a-tweakin' this weekend

 

yeah sorry about that mr jon.. i'll try to keep me hands to myself in future...
i blame the drugs.

 

jeez you guys....why do you keep denying you're in love the whole time?

it's like soooooo obvious!

 

This doth remind me of a song, By the Smithes... Hansom Devil... particulally... the bit, "Let me get my hands on your mamery glands"... *ahem* we have to think, did Smartie go back in time write these lyrics specailly for you?

 

Maybe you're preggers!!

 

Chance'd be a fine thing!

 

Woohoo! Virgin birth!!! It's the second coming!!!!!

*grovel*

We are not worthy... we are not worthy...

 

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You mean he's only had sex once before?

Actually I'm not surprised

 

No no no. He's a virgin. That's what makes this a miraculous pregnancy. The first coming was a palm-fest

 

um....he's a guy.....

 

It's a miracle! I'm a bit worried about where it's going to pop its head out from though

 

Here! I've got an idea. Suppose we agree that he can't actually have babies.. not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Tories - but that he can have the right to have babies?

 

Yes! I demand my maternal priveleges!

 

OK, *declares* "you now have the right to have babies, although you can't, this is a problem you will have to solve on your own...."

 

It's symbolic of Showmet's struggle against oppression!!!

 

What we gonna call it?

 

*jumps up and down*

I know! I know!!!

MINIMET!!!!!

 

Isn't he already a minimet?

 

That's mean. Are you sure it was all the way in?

 

I was just repeating what you told me