My Teacher Scares Me

I think he's going to kill me... really, he frightens me.

When he yells, there's this vain in his bald head that pops out and throbs at you. And his spit as he talks goes right into your eye.

 

sounds annoyin..

have u tried not messin around with him?

 

see, Crayola is a teacher, you touched a sensitive nerve!


I know what you mean! My old french teacher used to go crazy on us! yelling and barking!!!seriously, we were *so* scared!

Just remain still and quiet during his classes! and It'll all be fine!

 

My teacher in World History had his pants unzipped and my friend Jamie went "Stop jacking off" and the teacher just stared at her like... "You must be insane" then about five minutes later he noticed that his pants were unzipped.

 

Haha!


Was he wearing underwear?

 

I don't know, we were too scared to look.

 

Well you must've if you noticed they were unzipped

 

All I saw was they were unzipped... he looks like a briefs type of guy. He has really bad taste though... he drives a Ford Contour with Bush/Cheney stickers on it and forces us to listen to Linkin Park and Michael Jackson during class... he's a big dude... about 6'6" and he weighs about 280 or so.

 

Linkin Park and George Bush...whoda thunk it!
For some reason I actually kind of like their older stuff....


When do you start homeschooling?

 

In a week or two, I went down to the school district office and got a copy of the papers for the Notice Of Intent To Homeschool and a copy of the laws and such (already read them online and knew them) and then I had to make them clear to my parents... as they aren't able to understand laws for shit. Anyway, I did that all day yesterday... so whenever my papers and books and such come in the mail and the transcripts are sent. My friend is also looking into homeschooling since I'm doing it. He has migraine problems and often goes home early every day or so... takes about twenty different types of medication. He's looking into it because of stress reasons.

 

haha, I had to explain the laws to my parents too. That older generation sure is dumb

 

haha most teachers are laughable. they have no real authority, and i sure as hell wouldn't of let some teacher yell at me for 5 minutes, or at all really. time for a "fuck this" and a quick departure to the beach.

 

No beaches in Wisconsin

 

Beaches here...

I've walked out of my art teacher's class many a time because she was being too dramatic...

 

lol... george, that teacher is ..... HAHAHA... that's so funny.....


i was walking to the bus after third period friday (i have to go to a diff. school fer third period) and me and this other girl was walking slow (she wasn't feeling good cause she's kinda pregnant and all....i'm just lazy) and she kept bitching at us to go faster (she wasn't even our teacher) and the girl was like "i don't wanna walk no faster, and i aint" and she started bitching at ME then, so i said "wah wah wah, will you shut the hell up?" (i was in a bad mood ) and she got all pissy and was like "oh that's so disrespectful how dare you blah blah blah" and asked my name and i said "i'm yer ma, that's all you need to know" and left HAHAHAHA!

 

one of my teachers is my dad...In our english class, we've had the same teacher and just about the whole same class for 3 years now, and we are pissing him off so much with our idiotic answers when studying hamlet...Today, we were tlkaing about Henry the 5th, and he asked us who he was so i naturally said, "he is a king' (getting a blank stare "his name is henry" (more blank stare) "and he was the fifth", but we are usually sarcastic in that class, as he is to us..

 

my teacher for my hebrew language class completely reminds me of the stereotypical oppresive crazy-ass psycho teacher. Its so rediculous how often she blows up at us for no reason and starts screaming at us in hebrew, spit flying from her mouth. I almost cracked up last time she did this, she tried to get a guy suspended for coming ten minutes late to class....

 

hahaha.... i seriously think you should point and laugh REALLY loud at her the next time she does that i would!!

 

Lol, I have this science teacher. She's so damn stupid. She talks in this terrible ghetto ebonics crap no one can understand. She's such a fucking nazi too. We have to wait for her to dismiss us after the bell rings. Luckily, I'm good friends with the teacher for the class after, so I don't really have to worry about being late, which I am every day. Really, she has to be stern. She's so damn stupid, no one respects her. I swear, she does'nt even know what she's teaching... "erm uh, yeah er that thing there in the middle of the cells' de um thing. Do yer worksheets, holla back naw!" She seriously talks that way. The other black kids in the class don't even know wtf she's talking about.

 

I got in trouble for laughing at a teacher. She was a substitute for art... she said "Attention, attiention... class, I am old... " then she had a long pause and I burst out laughing because I thought... "How obvious"... aah, my mind gets me in trouble sometimes.