my work

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  1. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Found some of my old work. Damn I used to be such a great poet:confused:


    in my pants i keep chickens
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    in my pants i keep chickens
    and other birds

    in my pants i keep lotion
    which prevents chafing
    from the feathers

    in my pants i keep ointments
    to put on the birds
    when they are sick
    from the lotion

    my pants are quite stained
    from the lotion and ointments

    the launderette girl
    looks at me

    she looks at me funny
     
  2. phoenix_indigo

    phoenix_indigo dreadfully real

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    lol


    you got any more?

    poems that is ... not chickens ... or ointments and lotions for that matter. ;)
     
  3. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Well I feel "chickens" is, in many ways, my magnum opus, but you can trace the development of my poetic ideas and technique through some of my other work. I provide them here for the benefit, study, education and, dare I say, betterment of all.

    paperclips
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    paperclips o
    paperclips oh
    why did you leave me
    standing on the concourse with a pile of sheafs
    floating to the ground like so many
    leafs
    paperclips o
    paperclips oh
    why did you go
    paperclips
    oh
     
  4. autumn_jewels

    autumn_jewels Member

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    rofl :) brilliant! love it
     
  5. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Did you feel the need to write a poem to explain away the white stains on your pants?
     
  6. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Ah yes, how could anyone forget one of my most successful works:

    the stain
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    theres a stain on my trousers
    but its not what you think
    i was eating a yoghurt
    a yoghurty drink

    theres a stain on my trousers
    right next to the fly
    i could not get it there
    if i were to try

    theres a stain on my trousers
    dont look at me like that
    at least i didnt do it
    into your best hat

    like last time
     
  7. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    :D :lol:They were fantastic! So beautifully expressed :hurray:
     
  8. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Yay, thankyou, all my poetry comes from the heart:)
     
  9. bokonon

    bokonon Senior Member

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    Hahaha, marvellous. They are excellent man, I like them a lot :)
     
  10. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    I'm feeling the reality dude. :)
     
  11. mellowthyme

    mellowthyme Member

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    Top stuff
     
  12. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    It's the sort of poetry that cheers you up when you're in a bad mood :)
     
  13. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Yay thankyou that's the best compliment I can imagine:)
     
  14. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    ...and I've imagined a few, let me tell you...
     
  15. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    hehe ;)

    No I really mean it too, I will be returning to this thread often.
     
  16. moonhawk

    moonhawk Member

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    Like your poetry. It has a certain urban feel to it, unlike the stuff that is so elegant and always rhyms. You set out a poem that lets you connect. Although I cant say I have ever shoved chickens down my pants :H
     
  17. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Hey, don't knock it till you try it, bubba:D
     
  18. moonhawk

    moonhawk Member

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    OK then. Ill look for some chickens and when i find some, Ill revisit this post for info.
     
  19. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    moonhawk dont forget to take the giblets out man ............aye lith cool man .
     
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    verseau_miracle Banned

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