Name something you purchased today.

I purchased 3 books and a plant (a succulant)

 

Fucking capitalist. *spits on you*

 

i purchased a lottery ticket
hopefully i'll win millons and then give it to my folks cause they deserve it, but i don't think i'm old enough to win
everyone that wins the lottery are old...

 

Fuck off bird, they were used books and i got the plant from the local farmers market!

 

*takes back spit*

I hope you accept my apology, I assumed you bought new books by capitalist writers and a plant from that posh shop around the corner with the capitalist saleswoman.

 

Thank you for not swapping spit with me.

 

can reading be fascist?
oh edit: capitalist, i read it wrong

 

Hmmm I do actually want to swap spit with you, but not in the spitting kind of way.

 

probably, if you read george bush's biography

 

The act of reading not, the material you are reading can.

 

Oh so in the licking kind of way?

 

Licking and tongueing are two of the swapping techniques I would like to try.

 

Whats it like hitting on every girl on hipforums?

 

I have no idea, I only hit on the hot chicks around here.

 

Ohhhh you sweet talker.

 

This has nothing to do with sweet talking, it is just the plain and simple truth.

 

Well here, i got something for you.

 

Destino Chardonnay. Don't usually go so fancy with wines, but I wanted to impress.

Some coffee filters, and some salmon fillets. And Butterfingers.

 

I take that as a no?

 

No, thats a surf scoter. I thought you liked birds!

Lodui, who ya trying to impress?