Natural Male Enhancment.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lode, Sep 29, 2008.

  1. lode

    lode Banned

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    Can a pill really make me a better man?
     
  2. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Nope, I tried it. shit dont work for me. I guess you really have to be in need for it to work. I was hoping for the 36 hour erection but it didnt happen. just same ol same ol
     
  3. acid.burn

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    try the pump
     
  4. lode

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    I don't even know what the stuff promises.

    Is it supposed to make me have more erections? Or make me a cowboy?

    Cause I'm already a cowboy.
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I tried it...I don't know if it made me a better man since I am already pretty hardcore, but it didn't quite give me the erection I was hoping for, though it made me strong like bull...
     
  6. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    oh see, thats your problem.
     
  7. stalk

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    I would honestly suggest a microdose of LSD for natural male enhancement...

    other than that, I'm not sure what works better.
     
  8. nesta

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    well i dont know if there's truth to it, but i've heard that enzyte has had some legal problems due to being a front for a worse scam than it appears.

    of course the pills dont work.

    but apparently in many cases they will keep billing you for things after the "free trial" or whatever, sell your information, and cause a whole world of shit.

    like i said, i dont know if theres truth to it.
     
  9. lode

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    That just made all other men look a lot bigger.

    Like elephants in a sea of twilight.
     
  10. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    damnit you beat me to it.
     
  11. lode

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    Actually I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere legit too.
     
  12. nesta

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    i dont know about LSD having never tried it in such circumstances, but i do know around 3-4g of dried Psilocybe cubensis will allow you to melt into and become your partner, you can become indistinguishable, and you aren't always sure what to do but whatever you end up doing is better than you've ever felt before.....


    mmm.....that was fun.....
     
  13. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Make you a cowboy?

    You mean like Fudgepack , I mean Brokeback Mountain? : )
     
  14. stalk

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    I said microdose.

    You'd be amazed at how well this works.
     
  15. acid.burn

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    the pump definitely worked for me, pills are for women.
     
  16. nesta

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    iirc it was discussed in a class at my former college
     
  17. lode

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    No I'm a cowboy.

    You're thinking gay cowboy. :biggrin:
     
  18. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I was at a festival once where there were kids walking around selling bargain packs of ecstasy and viagara.
     
  19. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah, sex on LSD is ridonkulous, but it does enhance a man in other ways...
     
  20. lode

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    At most, a pump is as effective as tying a rubber band around your wang.
     
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