Neanderthal Shot In The Head With A Gun Thousands Of Years Ago?

Discussion in 'Weird, Bizarre and Mysterious' started by Justin_Hale, Apr 22, 2013.

  1. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    From: http://www.s8int.com/page4.html

    Note: The reason the second word of the first sentence is "similar" (in the quote above) is because the article has two ancient bullet hole in the skull parts in it.

    The first part is about an extinct "buffalo like" animal. The two skull photos are in the wrong place for their descriptions. This confused me at first, so I had to mention it.

    A friend of mine sent me the link to this just today and didn't explain it, so I thought I'd better before posting this link here.

    BTW, you have to scroll about halfway down the page to find the bullet holes part (past all of the other stuff you might have heard of before).
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    So, anyway..

    Was there (or should I say 'will be') a person, or persons hopping into a time machine and shooting up pre-humans and (not yet) extinct animals thousands of years ago?

    Or an advanced people that had guns way back then, but then disappeared from history and took thier technology with them?

    Or, was it..........Aliens :alien:
     
  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    We've done this all before...
     
  3. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    If its shot with a gun I doubt it's 40,000 years old.

    It's prolly just one of these guys.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    You could be right.

    There have been many whole Earth changing cataclysm type things that have happend in the past, they say.

    I read something a couple of years ago about how humans almost went extinct at one time in our past.
     
  5. Justin_Hale

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    One of those guys sold me some insurance a while back. Bah!

    I've got Progressive now. :2thumbsup:
     
  6. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Very interesting
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i read that too. thank god for that ark.
     
  8. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    Maybe someone found the body, shot him in head thinking it is a demon and burried it back.
    Yes this must be it.
     
  9. Ely North

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    If you'll hear me out, I believe I have unraveled this mystery...
    That Neanderthal man was a genius. I mean, WAY ahead of his time. He knew things about the world that we still haven't figured out, even today. But he had nobody to talk about these things with - all his friends and family were just stupid slow-brained Neanderthals. They didn't understand him or his advanced ideas.
    Naturally, this made our Neanderthal extremely sad. Suicidal. So he invented a time machine, traveled to the future, procured a gun, went back to his own time, destroyed the time machine, and shot himself in the head.
    "Why would he go to all this trouble?" you ask. "Why wouldn't he just pick a fight with a saber-toothed tiger?" Obviously, he wanted to fuck with the 21st century brain that eventually dug him up. And it worked! Much respect to our suicidal Neanderthal, the greatest mind our world has ever known.
     
  10. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    so, why not just invent a gun?
     
  12. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    That would be too obvious...
     
  13. Ely North

    Ely North Member

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    Maybe he also wanted to get some future ass?
     
  14. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:
     
  15. tubahead

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    Genetic evidence seems to indicate that there have between two genetic bottlenecks in recent human history i.e. two points at which humans have been close to extinction. The first occurred roughly 100,000 years ago. The population went from roughly 100,000 individuals to about 10,000. This happens to coincide when they believe that Homo sapiens left Africa. The second occurred approximately 30,000 years ago when the population again went from roughly 100,000 to 10,000. This happens to coincide with definite evidence of culture, art, and creativity in the archaeological record.
     
  16. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member

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    anyone here read First and Last Men?
     
  17. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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    Pfft! Come on guys it was Ancient Aliens. I see this type of thing all the time on the history channel, so you KNOW it's the truth!
     
  18. slappysquirrel

    slappysquirrel Senior Member

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    weird concept here:

    maybe someone shot it much later on,,or a stray bullet found its lucky mark.

    yeah hard to believe i know
     
  19. Agar

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    It could have been an arrow that made those wounds......?
     
  20. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    My thoughts went in the same direction as well! Most logical explanation at first is he was shot in the head centuries after his death.
     

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