Need to get rid of porn

I recently printed some porn off the computer so I could look at it in my room. Now I need to get rid of it before someone finds out like my parents. Any ideas on how to get rid of it without a houseful of people noticing?

 

Put in in a bag of trash and put it in the trash can...

 

This is a major operation. You are going to need a truck, tricked out with rocket launchers and GPS navigation system, a fleet of 6-8 small remotely-operated air vehicles (preferably with stealth/cloaking technology but this isn't a requirement), a substantial cache of weapons and armor-piercing ammunition, and several FBI agents with the codenames "Whiskey", "Tango", and "Foxtrot" to help you set everything up.

That or you could just crumple it up and toss it in the garbage.

 

Burn it when no-one is around?

 

Hahahaha.

Seriously, throw it in the trash. If you want to be extra sneaky, stuff it under some of the trash already in there.

 

An easier solution - quit worrying about it & let them find it. If you're old enough to have an interest in porn then you're probably already sexually mature (not the same as being sexually active), and as such you should be old enough to stand up for yourself & your personal rights to treat your body as you wish accordingly.

Many early teens are terrified that their parents will discover that they've started masturbating, but very few seem to give any consideration to the fact that their parents have been doing exactly the same thing since their own puberty. Consequently many tend to be surprised that once things are out in the open how understanding their parents can be.

Give your parents some credit - if you want to be treated like the adult you are developing into, start acting like one & show some trust.

 

Fo rizzle dizzle.

 

but what if they find it?

 

thats what i was gonna say

 

do your parents do regular sweeps of their trash looking for stuff like this?

 

Wait, wait, this guy really needed to ask how to get rid of pictures? Nobody can be this stupid.

 

Admit you had porn... Jesus fucking Christ! Why are you suck a freak about having your parents see porn????? Holy shit, my mom found a Hustler in my room when I was 13 and just took it cuz it was hardcore porn. Stop freaking and throw it the fuck away!

 

word man

repetive things will make you get more use to it more bro

 

I had porn pics pinned on the wall all round my room from the first time I discovered that the sight of them could cause reactions to parts of my body - never caused any problems. If anything, I think my parents were pleased to see that I was developing perfectly naturally for a boy of my age.

 

^ bull u natural lol
heres what u do go to the hobby store buy a rocket build it tape the porn to it and set in it orbit....lord how bad can the porn be.....im mean if is really bad i can see ur fear but any thing that bad is beastliness DP or BDMS thats what would freak my parents out. im going to say u have the first^ one lol u sick O

 

go to a friends house and put it in their trash.

 

Blow it up. With explosives. Ka-Boom. It's the only way.

 

HAHAHAHA! "whisky" Tango" and "Foxtrot" that was the perfect touch! hahaha!

Does anyone else think this kid either has super strict parents or that he printed off some hella freaky porn?

 

Here is the best way to get rid of your porn:
1. fold and place in to a envelope.
2 seal said enveolpe.
3 attach postage
4 put the address of some one you dont like as the return address
5 mail to:

Pentagon
Washington, DC 20001
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Once in the mail box the mailman will take care of the rest for you.

no more porn

 

I'd suggest a paper shredder.