Newfoundlanders! A woman sitting in a restaurant in St John's, Newfoundland, suddenly began to cough while eating a giant lobster. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress. Two men, Bob and Bill, sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Kin ya swaller?" asked Bob. The woman signaled "No," desperately shaking her head. With that, Bob walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and ran his tongue up and down the woman's behind. This shocked the woman and she went into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bob swaggered back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his beer. Bill said in admiration, toasting Bob, "Ya know boy, I'd heard of dat dere Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't ever seen nobody do it !
i got a newf joke for ya wally was leaving the bar one night after having too much to drink, but he decided he could still drive home. He starts down the road and there is a tree in the middle of the road, so she swerves to the right. Phew, that was a close one! All of a sudden theres another tree in the road! Wally's drive home has turned into a slalom course, he dodging trees all over the place and is barely staying on the road. Wally finally notices that the cops are behind him with the ligths on, so he stops the car. The officer comes over and asks whats wrong, Wally starts telling him about the trees in the road, the officer interupts and says "For christ sakes Wally, that your air freshener!"
hear about the war between bc and new brunswick??bc started lobbing dynamite in new brunswick ...................we lit them and threw them back
