NOT A JOKE: how can i get my mom to try cannabis.

Hello to everyone here.
Ive been smoking weed for about 3 years daily,and if I miss a day of smoking i would always have at least that 1 bowl before bed.

My mom knows that I smoke ofcourse and she is just ok with it.

Now,the last 8 days ive been 100% sober. I havent smoke anything or drank alchohol or had any other drugs.not even coffee.

I did that because ive done some bad stuff to my body specially my lungs and i want to keep off cold turkey for about 20 days.

First couple days not smoking in 48 hours i slept about 2 hours, I had 4 bananas,a box of cookies,1 chips bag and 1 liter of milk. I felt like shit.I was sweating with the idea when this is over to get some smoke inside me.

Now day 9 im very good!!And i think Ill go for a month without it.

back on topic,I hate my mom(not really but we always fight)but i wanna help her. she always tells me she doesnt sleep well,or wake up at 5am randomly and stay wake or some times cannot eat even if she wants to. Well she has some problems like she works 6days a week because we are not very financially lucky,my dad is not with us,my brother is 16 now so is a bit crazy and in general she is very worried with us and always try to give the best for us.

now being sober for a while i can see how weed helped me,at least with my sleep patterns and i want to make my mom try it.
I said cannabis on the threat because i want her to understand that she is going to smoke a very benificial plant.And im not going to say "mom lets smoke weed" but i want to tell her about the canabis plant and how good would be if she tried it. at least in a weed cookie,not smoking a joint or anything.

How you think i can do that?
sorry for the long post,i hope all of you well!

 

itd be awkward as shit if i got high with my mom

 

while shes sleeping, put a joint in her mouth, light it, and blow out the flame. then when she inhales, she'll get high. good luck. either that or make her a space cake (pot cake) and when shes high on that ask her

 

you have to initiate the convo in an appropriate fashion. " mom, i know you havent been sleeping well, or eating well and i want to make a suggestion. I really think you would benefit from trying marijuana and heres why (if she stops you there, politely add ' now hear me out mom, its just a suggestion') " then proceed to list the specific qualities that would help her (appetite stimulation, ability to relax and fall asleep etc) and also that she can cook with it if shes uncomfortable smoking.

and then drop it. you make the suggestion and the rest is up to her. she might have to think about it for awhile, but its her choice in the end.

 

You can't MAKE anyone do anything.

There's your problem.


Well the first one anyways.

Also, respect her decision, when she makes it clear to you.

My moms has a saying.

Asking more than once is manipulation.

 

It'd be odd to smoke with parents. But I'm sure you have a feeling for whats coming

 

This threads a joke right??

There's now way this kids 21....... If he is... Then.... wow.

 

first thank all of you for your opinions.

second im not making her or forcing her!i just want to tell her about how this plant helped me and if she would like to try it as a medicine once,in her own time!

third,yes dude im 21 and whats wrong trying to help my mom when i see i could help with something the goverment blindfolds us to be a drug when all it is, its a relaxant. you are 17 and you still think having good relationships with your parents its uncool. as i said been there done that like every teen!
and when you get out of the high school daze you will see in real life friends are few,the only people that stay with you from day one since the end no matter how cool you are or not are your PARENTS and them only. and you should start respect that and you will find it in the way.

peace,and if there are more opinions i would like to hear them.

 

most parents never bother to deserve respect, and only sow the seeds of distrust in their children. i was raised knowing i could trust my parents, that if i was in a jam they would come get me, no matter the situation. ride too drunk to drive? call and well come get you. even my popular jock binge drinking little brother will call for a ride if hes been drinking. i turned down weed in high school for a long time (woohoo withstanding peer pressure) because i promised my parents id talk to them about it first. everyone thought i was crazy for upholding a promise to my parents. my parents got me stoned the first time even, to make sure id be ok. and when i was younger, they even offered to be there for me if i ever wanted to try shrooms (by the time i was interested in shrooms and talked to my mom, she laughed and said 'im too old for that shit now. just let me know where you are and that you are safe.")
and i never thought being friends with my parents was uncool. but i guess you have to have cool parents for that to work. most parents never try. its a tragedy really.

you have to offer her the information. find some websites, print some fact sheets etc, and sit down and have an adult convo about it. thats all. let her know you are there for her, and you want to see her happy, healthy and comfortable. its hard for a lot of people to get over the 'drug' concept of mj, which is unbelievable considering the chemicals the pharm companies are pumping into us. you have to let her know that you understand she might not want to, and thats ok, but it is a viable medicine, and it and you are there if shes interested.

personally i use it as a pain duller/ killer, antidepressant, appetite stimulant, sleep and dream regulator, and an instigation to finish mundane tasks, like folding laundry or doing dishes.

 

I would love to get high with my mom.. she'd be hilarious. She said she never liked getting high, though.

 

this is kind of off topic but i don't care, dude not all of us have awesome parents who stand by us

but yeah i think you should bring it up as an idea and then let it go and see what she thinks about it

 

i don't know if anyone said this yet because i don't want to read it all, but make some brownies and give her one. see how she reacts with it then later or the next day tell her if she is calm and seems like she likes it.

i had pot brownies on my kitchen counter before and my mom ate one accidentally... she was high, i never told her she ate them though

 

Mothers love, reading your post exept the weed and mushroom part,it was excacly the same.I could have them whenever i needed them.and when i got to drunk i could easily call my mom ANY time to get me from anywhere and people would call me pussy for that.But i let them have their fun riding their cabs home.

On the other hand my ex-girlfriends parents were horrible(with an exception of her mom some times). And not only they were very bad with their kids but they never respected their opinions.And ofcourse in 2 years i knew them we had dinner once,and we only talked for 5 minutes. and i could see that my girlfriend had some trust issues(pretty much turned out kinda a "slut" from this)

Thank you everyone for your thoughts.
And really i hope i could be a good parent one day and all you too,because everything we are starts from there!

 

LOL.

I smoke with my dad.... He grew up in the time to think parents were uncool, not me. My dads the fuckin' man.

 

Ive always smoked with my dad, told my parents before I even started smoking that I would one day my mum stopped smoking around her 20s I think but 2 years ago she was diagnosed with cancer and was pretty fucked up for a while, anyway the last year shes always had bad eating, sleeping and bowel problems from radiation colitis and because of that has had to take lots of different prescription pills that she doesnt really want to so I gave her a piece of cake during the summer after talking it over with her and shes been much better since just talk it over with her. Its her body, her life, and her choice to make. Bring it up but dont push it on her

 

my mom is the same way, she never sleeps good is always upset and depressed, and hates her job, she has smoked with both my sister before different times, it was a one time thing, I wish she would smoke pot, in highschool all she did was smoke

 

This is my theory as well. Some people will and some people wont, it's up to them.

 

Ok everyone seems to understand that im trying to forse her to smoke lol!

She has never smoked before!ever and Im not talking a knife on her throat to make her smoke.

I just want to make a suggestion during a conversation,let her think about it and if she wants to try it she can ask me to show her what to do and try it in her own time!

So,please stop saying its bad forcing people! and blah blah..I dont want to forse anyone smoke my weed,i think Im doing a pretty good job myself on that!!

we are both adults and we can make decisions. But some times you need other people to recommend stuff to you because no one is perfect and knows what is always the best.

peace and thanks to whomever so far gave me a decent answer on this!

 

I tell her.. "Look mom... you know how you've got all this shit on your mind and sometimes you just wish it would all go away just for a little bit and not matter? This is your answer" Or as Hunter Thompson would say.. "Buy the ticket.. take thew ride"

Not to mention.. you should stress how natural it is and that its also very effective for many health conditions such as cancer, insomnia, chronic pain, appetite loss, glaucoma, multiple sclerosis, migraine headaches, depression, and seizures.

I mean Im no doctor but that's what I hear!

 

so your telling him to drug is mother?