not to appear petty, but..

i screamed at the army recruiter guys today sorta. i yelled "no recruiters in our skools, go find someone else to die", cause uh, there was lotsa people in there and i thought they might not hear me they were making people do push ups, wtf?

what should i do tomorrow i must let my prescence be known, i care too much not to complain.

 

If people want to join the army, let them do it. Lots of people join the ROTC in order to go to college for free...great program if that's the thing for you.

But, um, the pushup part seems a little odd.

 

Yeah, I'm fucking sick of them trying to push keychains and cups on me to become their investment.

 

red they only are interested because they're idiot rednecks who think if they join they have a great chance of coming out alive. no. i'm just trying to help save the innocent ignorant.

 

well maybe those cats were more invasive...when they came to my school, they just sat in a corner and didn't push anything on any innocent bystander.

 

ahha, they're in the cafeteria building (so everyone sees em..) and they like shout for you to come over or some BS.... ahha, they're crazy man, there was this one guy that would never say anything but just like.....laugh this fuckin insane way...i think he was nuts.

 

now that's plain creepy. of course, delaware has semi-sane people, so that might explain things a bit.

 

This is one of the rare occasions when I like being a Canadian citizen...

 

Oh no! Not military recruiters! They'll force me to join!! AHHH!!!

LOL, sorry.

 

ahahha... he was fuckin nuts... then again, i talked to another one who had somehow got a tank somewhere on the campus (wtf?) and he agreed with me about a lot of stuff, he said he joined cause a recruiter got him to join....and he was nice, but you could tell he was kinda...simple. before that i was just kinda bitchy to the recruiters, but, you gotta realize how dumb they are.


so uh, what should i do tomorrow

 

ahh...well, you gotta respect the nice simple people. at least they're not assholes. let's give 'em that much.

 

yeah, that's why i assume until proven otherwise that they're nice simple people and if they're not i'll put my bitch-face on.

 

LOL, why do I get the feeling that almost everybody sees this face?

 

Well I'm just saying. They made them do pushups and shit and tried to sucker those kids in. We don't have ANYTHING like that here.

 

LOL, and I've never heard of anything like that elsewhere. The kids probably weren't forced to do anything. And they aren't allowed to "sucker" kids in, whatever that means.

 

hahaha, mostly i'm pretty nice unless someone pisses me off


i'm meaner on here than i am in real life.

 

well those guys are paid to recruit kids into the military... it's their job to do so. they're trained to do it. i did JROTC in higschool and a semester of ROTC in college, and have talked to tons of recruiters if you have any questions... seriously, in most cases, they sell it as a great job and school oppurtunity, not as a way to get ppl to go to war. they're almost like used car salesmen, and they have to meet a certain quota by the end of the month too.

oh, and most of the ppl who go to war are reservists, who are only part-time military.

 

um..okay...so...they're still trying to suck you in for this BS war.

but people, i need a new slogan for a sign or someshit tomorrow. help.

 

No need to be a dick about it, Happy.

 

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