Nutjobs in a wheelchair really annoy me.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bronson, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    So I'm standing in the lobby of the building here at work and I'm talking on my cell phone during break. I am out of the way of the flow of traffic and basically tucked into a corner. There is ample room all around me to navigate out of the elevators and to the exits.

    All this being sad, while I'm talking, from behind I get nailed with something hard on the back of my legs. I turn around and there's a dude in a wheelchair talking on his cell phone, who just plowed into me. He doesn't even break away from his conversation, but instead lifts his hand and waves it in a motion for me to move.

    Keep in mind, there is a good 15 to 20 feet of open space to his left that gives him a clear shot to the exit.

    So I say look down at him, his chair still leaning on my leg, and I say very loudly, "Uhhhh, excuse me?" To which he replies, "It's OK, just move."

    Me - "No. I meant you need to say excuse me when you bump into people."

    Cripple - "Dude. Just move so I can get by. (He then says into his phone) "Some asshole is giving me crap because I'm handicap."

    Me - (Very loudly) "No. No. I'm giving you crap because you just rammed your freakin' chair into my leg."

    Cripple - "Do you have a problem buddy?"

    OK. This is where it gets weird. Weirder, I guess. If 2 dudes are jawing back and forth at each other and one yells the words, "Do you have a problem buddy?", them's are fighting words. Here's the thing though:

    2) I'm at work. Even if I was going to fight someone for something stupid like this, I wouldn't do it at work.
    3) THE GUY IS IN A WHEELCHAIR! It's a lose-lose situation. If you beat the dude down, you're the guy who beats up the handicapped. If you get beat down, you lost a fight to a guy in a wheelchair. I'm not saying there aren't athletic guys in wheelchairs. I'm just saying there's a good reason you never see a wheelchair guy fighting in the MMA. My guess is, your first move would have to be to tip the chair. Anyway, I'm getting off subject.

    So, after the guy asked if I had a problem, the security guard came over and separated us. It was at this point, I realized that the 30 or so people in the lobby had just watched me go at it with a dude in a wheelchair.

    I didn't do anything wrong, though!

    Discuss....
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my first thought: is this an electric wheelchair, or did he have a bluetooth, or how exactly was this possible?



    my second thought: i really really really really can't stand when handicapped people are dicks about their handicap. for some reason blind people at my college were the most arrogant SOBs you'll ever meet, and were even downright mean at times. of course, you aren't allowed to say anything to them, so it was just allowed. just like the mildly retarded kid i went to high school with, who just went around picking fights and vandalizing things, and was therefore labeled a sweetheart by the teachers....
     
  3. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    2 assholes refuse to step aside and decide to fight over nothing

    whats to discuss? typical bullshit happens every day


    if the issue is the guys in a wheelchair i can say ya probly are lucky the fight was broke up

    the most dangerouse guy i know, grand master volrath is in a chair, 20th degree black belt (grand master) of like 38 styles 10th degree of maybe 12 more and ayt least black belt of practicly every known style

    point is...ya tip the chair and your done for...in fact, if he knew howto fight hed be dependoing on ya tryin..


    ya both were totaly outta line..
    why do ya gotta meat every accident with agrression?

    is it so hard to step aside?
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    short answer, testosterone mixed with low IQ


    long[er] answer, this guy is full of shit and no such incident ever occurred. he's just giving us something to discuss, for which i'm thankful, because i'm excessively bored at the moment
     
  5. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    all idiots who walk into you on cellphones suck
    all idiots who get upset over being bumped into suck
    and all idiots willing to fight over ther words "got a problem" well they got a problem...and they suck
     
  6. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    No
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    The nutjobs in wheelchairs that really annoy me are the fuckwads who think they need to use the wheelchairs at Wal-Mart because they're too fat to walk on their own. Fucking lazy bastards, maybe walking's what you need! *shakes fist*
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i agree with this entirely


    also on the subject of walmart, what is the purpose of paying someone to stand there and say hi to everyone that walks through the door? all it does is make me feel obligated to stop whatever i was saying or thinking about and say hi back to the old bastard :mad:
     
  9. Spiritawakening

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    How embarrassing
     
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    Cripple Fight!
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    My new years resolution was to use that electric cart anytime I enter walmart.
     
  12. Spiritawakening

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    And hows that going? Hope you have stuck to it:lol:
     
  13. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I'd say if the guy has been in the wheelchair his whole life, he probably wasn't taught any better. I find that people who are dicks about their handicap LEARNED to be dicks about their handicap.
    They were treated "special" instead of being treated like everyone else. It's a shame.

    If they guy is in a wheelchair because he was recently in an accident or something, then he may just be a dick.

    Bottom line, it isn't your job to educate people about manners. And don't pick fights with handicap people. Would you threaten a little old granny too? You're just going to end up in jail. Walk away.
     
  14. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Any gimps fuck with me and I'll thrash 'em to within an inch of their miserable gimp lives!Oh wait--I meant chimps.
     
  15. FinnishButterfly

    FinnishButterfly JennyJelly

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    Give the guy a fucking break he's in a wheel chair I would assume he has more things to be stressed out about than you.
     
  16. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    You both sound like dicks.
    Good for you.


    ..
    I do totally agree with KinkyRomona about the walmart carts. drive me crazy.
    On the plus side at least you hear them back up if they put their fat ass in one of those.
     
  17. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Like piranhas in a small pond we pounce on the rancid and calculated bits of rhetoric dangled by those who get their kicks out of working people into a frenzy by making shit up. Is the puppet show over yet or are there more acts to go?
     
  18. babyhellfire

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    I didn't see much of a frenzy.-shrug-

    Do you really think it is made up?
    I mean i'd LIKE to beleive that,because it's nice to beleive people aren't such dicks..
    OTOH,Ito doesn't sound to made up to me..I would think if you were making things up you'd be more clever and bring more to the table... at least toss in some lines from clerksII like "What handicap? They guy's just in a wheelchair, its not like he's Anne Frank or something."
     
  19. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    dude has made several threads about his angry run ins with people, this is rather tame by his standards. but yeah, its fake, everything dude posts is fake, to see what kind of responses hell get. it hsa spawned a few good rants by working folk, but its not exactly deep thought stuff
     
  20. babyhellfire

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    AH! thanks
    ,well thats just sad, and disappointing...and still makes him look like a dick.
     
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