Ode to sitting on the internet at work

I'm a bad bad employee.
Well, I'm off to visit youporn.com

 

you can get porn on your work computer...they are asking for trouble then...

 

Thats what they get for hiring me.

 

you on porn...cool

 

youporn pissed me off cuz they disabled comments again.

Its bullshit because if its a vid of a fat bitch fucking a dog or some shit i want to leave some sort of encouragement....

 

ahem that fat bitch screwing a dog was me...and it wasn't a dog, it was my midget in a costume...

 

I'd know if it were you, fat is fat, but you are just.......

 

Pfft, don't hate...

...

 

You've lost weight!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!??

 

We have similar body types, Shroomy. BBB for-eva

 

yeah but its gross when you do it

 

nope, it's called photoshop...

Hells yeah, I still have our pic from our last photo shoot!

 

BEauty is in the eye of the beholder...come over here and let me poke your eye out...

 

oddly enough I've wanked to that pic for months and just now realized that was you.....

 

After watching the Hooters annual beauty pageant last night, I’m convinced one of these girls would have run away with the crown



Hotwater

 

This thread is so NSFW!

 

That'll learn ya....

 

It’s not suitable for human beings – period!



Hotwater

 

good, I'm safe

 

words hurt...