Oh hello cute library boy

Please refrain from pointing out that if he was in any way interested in seeing my underwear he would probably start coming to the library more than once a month.

So, what should we do to make cute library boy's life miserable today?

 

hmmm?

 

I want to see your underwear. :sunny:

 

Haha...you crazy.


Sorry to bust your bubble, but I think he's impervious to you. My kind of feller.

 

Oh, he's totally impervious to me. Probably the only reason he comes back at all is so he can tell his friends new stories about the crazy slut in the library.

Ithaca, my underwear is right in my gallery. Ogle away.

Nesta, it's just some kid that shows up in the library sometimes and I always try to tease him and he blushes and pretends not to notice.

 

yeah...right there with you....

 

No backside shot?

No facial shots?

Lame. I don't even know who I'm looking at.

But yeah, they're hot.

 

^indeed

anyway, molly, what you need to do is go right up and sit real near him, facing him.

hopefully he's at a table by himself. if so, sit directly across from him.

don't talk to him, look at him, anything...just sit there and mind your own business....maybe touch yourself a little.....

would make him pretty damn uncomfortable


still, it sounds kind of mean.

you should tease me instead, cause it wouldnt be harassment.

 

Ithaca, I'm avoiding posting my face in here because it's supposed to be the place where I can talk about my kinky side freely and I don't want my real-life friends accidentally finding out that I once let a guy pee on me. But I am considering posting an ass shot.

Hi Scarlett, honey *wink* OH! Hey! I saw you in the Massholes thread, didn't I? Are you from Boston?

 

In that case you should post all your body except your face.

So you let a guy pee on you. Big deal. I let my ex pee on me all the time in the shower. I thought it was really fucking hot. And she liked it too!

 

are you stalking me? I'm flattered...

anyway...I lived out in Fitchburg about three years ago...

I'm back in the Land of Lincoln...where I was born and raised....


however, I feel a trip to Boston is in order again soon....

 

my friend let a dominatrix pee on him once, and he tells everyone every chance he gets

molly i think you should ignore him, it's weird how whenever i act like i want a guy it turns them way off but when you act uninterested they fall all over you
either that or start throwing books at him
guys are fucking weird

 

Ithaca - yeah, but my friends all think I'm (relatively) nice, and I'm shyer in real life than I am online, and you and your combat boots probably don't care what kind of kinky stuff your friends know about it but I totally can't handle it at all. I realize that this isn't necessarily something to brag about.

Scarlett, I had to google "Land of Lincoln". But yes, I am fiercely stalking you. Come back for a trip and have a threesome with me and my boyfriend!

Nesta, that's a little too much - I don't want to give the kid a heart attack - but you're thinking in the right direction.

He has looked at me twice, though. I can't figure out what his deal is. He's probably just bored and I'm the only thing around to look at. Unfortunately - and this is a true tragedy - I'm wearing jeans today so the old underwear flash is not an option. Why did I wear jeans? I KNOW he only shows up on Fridays. This was exceptionally bad planning.

 

Indian, yeah, if I actually wanted to get with him showing him my underwear every chance I get would definitely not be the way to go about it. And by the way, how annoying is that? A girl shows a little initiative and guys are like EEK! RUN! Guys fucking suck. But anyway no, I just want to, I dunno, titillate him I guess. I don't care if he thinks I'm a crazy skank, which I'm sure he does.

 

I only let a few of my best friends know about it. And that's why they're my BEST friends; I can tell them that shit, and they don't give a fuck.

 

i still go with the oblivious approach
act oblivious to your hottness and flash a little underwear "unknowingly"
cleavage too


did someone mention combat boots?
hello ithaca

 

I've never enjoyed being stalked more than right now....

and your offer is ever so tempting...but i don't think i would want to share you with your boyfriend....

 

Actually yes, Indian, that's exactly my strategy. Pretend I don't even know he's here, but flash him. Yay! You don't think it would be weird if I just took my pants off, do you?

I could undo the top button on my blouse though! My cleavage isn't really all that impressive, but it's better than nothing.

But just unbuttoning it would be weird, and going to the bathroom and coming back with it unbuttoned would be TOTALLY weird. I'm going to pretend to be idly playing with it and then absent-mindedly unbutton it. It's not great, but I can't think of a better way to get it done.

Indian, watch out for Ithaca. He's a conservative anarchist, whatever that means.

Scarlett, booo! He's totes cute, you'd love him.

 

Find something about him to make fun of, not in a mean way, but tease him to knock him down a notch so that he will want to fight to regain his status in your eyes, then take I~S's advice to ignore/reject until he's putty in your hands.

 

i can't say what his deal is.

i dont know what you look like at all honestly, as your pics aren't revealing enough...

but i mean, theres all sorts of possibilities....

it doesnt matter what you look like. he may not be attracted to you. or he may be so attracted he can't approach you.

personally i feel like i can talk to most people with a decent amount of ease, but when it comes to a girl i'm interested in i can talk about anything but how much i would like to see her sometime or anything of that nature. i REALLY need a very forward girl to break the ice before i can open up. but most guys are not like this, and prefer to be sexual conquerors. its an illusion many women allow because it allows them to uphold the illusion of modesty and disinterest in sex that society for some strange reason demands of women but admonishes in men.

you may very, very well just intimidate him.

or he may not be interested because he may not be particularly attracted to you.

or he may (like me) be too shy and bashful to approach an obviously flirtatious young woman he's insanely attracted to simply because of poor past experiences or self consciousness.

either way, if he's not responding well to your teasing, it seems like its kind of cruel in all honesty...most people dont go to the library for this kind of thing. they go for books and such.

it might be unbearably uncomfortable for him to have you doing things like this just to get a kick out of his embarassed reactions.

i mean, if a guy were to do something similar to a girl just to get a giggle out of her reactions, the police would likely be called in to the situation....

of course i really dont know much about the situation beyond whats already been posted, so if you know for a fact that anything i've said is stupid or flat out wrong, just discard it.

best of luck molly