Oh my fucking God!

(sorry...I mean oh my goodness...)

Yesterday, there we were eating our chips (ok, ok, fries) and we looked down to see...



Only a fucking SYMBOL FROM GOD OF THE SECOND COMING OMFGOMFG. Can't believe we were chosen. My head is spinning. I know this means Christ will reach me, and all of us, soon, but when?

Now I know what you're thinking...and yes, these two fries ARE really stuck together, not glued or anything like that. They came out of the oven this way. How could this be? Fries don't just come out looking like crosses. They're even burnt a bit to give a wood effect (I didn't put the oven on too high. I never put the oven on too high) It is ALL exactly as foretold in the King Chegwin version of the Bible when read mising out passages including odd numbers.

But that's not all. Yesterday was 31st August, exactly 3 months and a bit until Christmas. THREE months and a bit. The holy Trinity <3 Or is it four?

I also got really bad tinnitus just before picking up the crucifix fries, obviously I was picking up wavelengths from the spirit world of christ. I then went on to have an itch on my chest, right on my heart chakra. Just writing about it gives me chills.

We're fucking stoked. This is the best and freakiest thing that's happened since 2004 when it rained for 12 days in a row and then my hamster died for no scientifically explicable reason at all.

We'll obviously be framing and keeping the holy fries, or maybe give them a go on ebay.

(anyone interested, just PM me. Obviously being so rare and a symbol from God himself we're looking for a decent price on them, so no stupid offers)

 

Keep it secret, keep it safe!

 

I felt it was my spiritual duty to show the world

 

it's jesus' way of telling you that oven chips are wrong

 

..............



Cheers Glen.

 

To be honest we had considered this, but figured God was far more likely to tell us of Jesus' second coming then to talk to us about oven chips, no matter how pressing the issue.

It was a shameful one off and there was nothing else to eat, so hopefully he can forgive us. I'm very glad we had them though! Surely part of my destiny.

 

Actually, with oven fries, I think you'll find you've got like a one in ten chance of them coming out like that.

Two oven fries baked into each other at right angles.............show me a bunch of fries that come out looking like the Three Wise Men, then I'll be impressed

 

How can you not be impressed!? What about the tinnitus and the heart chakra and that other thing?

It blew my mind. And fyi, I've had oven chips once before when I was about 8 and not a single pair looked like that. Anyone who isn't seeing this really needs to get in touch with their spirit animal.

I eagerly await my three wise men fries. I know they will come. Possibly not in fries. God works in mysterious ways. I'm thinking in a yoghurt.

 

And I dont believe that for a second, Jesus was a Stoner for sure, All Stoners are usually very mellow and easy to get on with, as long as they are just Stoners that is

 

To seek an exchange of these hallowed chips for monies is a Sin against His Grace

 

One set of crossed fries in two trays of fries spanning decades, not statistically significant.


Wait, hang on what?......you havent had oven fries since you were 8????
I'm actually more amazed by that

 

Did Jesus pay a visit to your plate? I doubt it. I think I'm now fully qualified to say exactly what is right and wrong. Plus I had a dream about ebay last night which must mean something.

 

Lets agree to disagree. No-one can shake my immense faith in the holy message of the fries.

I'm more of a potato waffle person though.

 

Drive the ebay from your heart. The LORD shall enter into your bosoms not through a vision.

 

If it starts bleeding ketchup you’ll know it the genuine article

Still why would christ gave up his carpenter's apprenticeship for a job at mcdonald’s .....hmmmm..


Hotwater

 

If you end up with a stigmata that tastes like ketchup I'd have my affairs in order...no doubt in my mind that the Lard is coming to spend some quality time with you. Damn, how come I ain't so blessed. Check out if you can still post once you've assended...love to know what that place is like.

 

My thoughts exactly. I've gotten plenty of fry crosses. They're usually a tough cross to bear too...the grease hurts my stomach.

 

we see what we want to see....it seems you are religious and when you looked at the crossed fries you thought of christ's second coming....

if somebody in india looked at the same fries....it would not have the same affect.

when we start to look for coincidences this amazing thing happens....we start to see them.
First off jesus really wasnt born around christmas time. the only reason that it falls on christmas is because it was easier for the pagans to convert when the christians forced them to. The pagans believe that the son is born to mother earth on the winter solstice....around december 25th. This isnt the only thing the christians adopted(stole) to make coversion easier. another being the celebration of decorating the eggs at easter.

and i am just curious.....
what do you think happens during the "second coming"??

 

resurrection of the dead.. and the judgement of all (except the dinosaurs, who never existed)