Happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation Slurpin’ on a peach starin’ at the situation Kitty at my foot meowin’ out a conversation Rockin’ back ’n’ forth that’s my only destination Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch and that old man is me Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch and that Meeeeeeeee ow wow wow wow Got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation Got chicken on the drums poundin’ out a perfect prescription Got twenty little worms all plug into amplification Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin’ bug eyed monkeys All arriving at the station Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch and that old man is me Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch and that Me me meeeee ow whoa whoa whoa Chris and dave’s part sung at the same time improvised Chris I’m sittin’ on the back porch kickin’ my legs back rockin in my rockin’chair just sittin’ there On the little back porch it’s about to fall apart So I think I might repair it just as I’m thinkin about repairin’ it Some little friends come along with some two string one string No string guitars hey chris wanna jam and they plug Them all into the back porch and they sit around playing all their favorite songs And kickin back feelin’ real good real fine real full of the wine And everything’s fine everything’s beautiful everything’s great And I just feel so good you know I’m seventy years old and I’m slurpin’ everything through a straw Dave I’m sittin’ here on the back porch just eatin’ chocolate pudding through a straw And I heated it up on a little sterno stove tastes just like a warm body fluid goin’ down little players comin’ ’round pluggin’ in their instruments feelin’ good about themselves singin’ origina Gs by the original masters And I’m sittin’ there on the porch rockin’ back ’n’ forth in my little old chair But I’m an old man on the back porch old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch and that old man is me Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch and that
yes...*sniff sniff* only the good stuff, i was still able to see that one with the guy with the shot off face and the guy with the gaping asshole, yeah lucky me
yeah, too bad my brain isnt useful for other things... sometimes i will tear apart my house looking for my glasses and all along they will be on me...yeah, i know...
a wrench, that would hurt like a bitch... i wish i knew what they were going to say, but it makes it that much better that they called me stupid and cant seem to freaking spell
Maybe the person wanted to write wire, but didn't know how to spell it. Maybe they wrote wrr while trying to sound it out. Phonics is not their strong suit obviously.
