omfg! i got TO wasted

i got way to drunk omg, i had i think somewhere around 9-14 shots of various drinks and proofs, it turns out you shouldnt try to beat your own drinking record when at a friends house. it seems i ended up going into there den and jacking off, my friends mom came in the dimly lit room and saw me with my dick in my hand, it is sooo uncool, i dont want to look at her cuz shed prob laugh at me!

 

haha I'd laugh at you too.

 

omg! this thread is TO fucking retarded, i hate you, die die.

 

geez, some ppl are so mean!

 

and some people are really stupid ...first to do that...and second (the more important one) ....to post it on here




well i hope your lessons have been learned...i am doubting it tho

 

Do you talk like a cheer leader in real life?

 

hahah I know how ya feel, well not quite all I did was puke in my buddys bathtub and smashed a clock angerly, which both i dont remember......fuck alcahol.

 

lol id laugh too and be mildly disgusted.

 

mushroomherb = idiot
on another note, that is pretty hilarious.

 

how the fuck do i talk like a cheerleader you ape? if i talked like a cheerleader id say stuff like: "like" and "what-ever"
and why the fuck are soo many ppl laughing at that? how would you like to have that happen?

 

awwww...Come on. If it were somebody else....you would be laughing too. It's no big deal. Everybody on this whole god damn planet plays with their nasty parts.

 

that is true, i prob would laugh, but still, i didnt think that many people would say things like "i hate you! die die!"

 

Yeah it just happened to you it's not your fault that you got so wasted that you started jacking off at some one elses house mid party, it just happened to you... right.

 

To be fair only one person said that, that person being me i feel that your hurt should be directed at me.

But honestly do you think i genuinly hate you and want you to die? i dont know you, i have nothing against you and have no problem with you living well and prospering.

I had a killer head ache and the title to your thread really just pissed me off because of the grammer, sometimes it's the little things, once reading your thread my respect for you had not increased and i posted what i thought at the time.

In retrospect i still have no problem with what i wrote because i am totally aware you can ignore me. On the other hand i do feel genuine remorse for any hurt feelings that I may have caused from my post but half the guilt still lies with any choice you made allowing my post to affect you.

Peace be with you, live long, live well and prosper

 

What did you do after she saw your dick in your hand? Just sit there?

 

pretty much to desert.

And xac...you offended my grammer

 

yeah....but most do not do it during a party in there friends living room...

 

not a party, i was spending the night, although for that reason(to drink, not wack) it was more like the den downstairs where nobody goes...ever.

 

Obviously somebody does go down there. Why didn't you use the bathroom???

 

i did at first, but then i guess i just though what the hell...why not. i guess that wasnt the thing to do 0.o