OMFG! seriously!

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1&limit=5&limitstart=5

WTF?!?!

 

uhhh. Stumble?

 

I wonder if I could pose as an upright member of the Christian community and free a woman from the clutches of her evil parents.

 

WTF is right. What the FUCKIN HELL is wrong with people? That can't be a real site.

 

Holy shit is correct, who would pay 99 grand, more like 2 grand...rip off...

 

That's fake, read the testimonials.

 

"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.

 

LMAO

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

 

hey dave get on the fucking teamspeak...

 

Wow....only $6000 for that 16 year old. I was planning to get a new truck but............WTF is right.

 

Never fear, there is one for 4 grand, discount cause she is a foster child...

 

Sweet.....Thanks for letting me know. Saved 2 grand.

 

I'm proposing! Totally.

 

this as a joke would be much easier to handle.

 

how am I supposed to choose when their faces are all blurry?

 

Quick! What do I write??!?!

I don't know how to impress a woman. >_<

 

dude.. I'm starting to think you have NO sense of humor.

 

tell her she's pretty.
I once said you were pretty and you got so impressed!!

 

You're supposed to pick the lowest sale. Buy low, sell high.

Duh

 

i want to get married